Go Fund My Pickles

White Belt Warrior - Ninja Club Vol. 1 Cover

Lyrics

There’s people with life-threatening conditions
With names that most can’t pronounce
There’s memorials and chances at education
And emergencies, like homes burning down
There’s people that may never see again
And people who may never be free
There’s poor suffering children and poor suffering families
But let’s focus more here on me

Cause there’s no greater tragedy
Feel the tears form in your eyes
Feel your heart skip a beat and your very spirit cry
No greater cause for justice or statement to be made
This is one for the people
You should click donate

I have no pickles
There’s no pickles in my pantry
So go fund my pickles
So I no longer have to be
Pickle-free
GoFundMe
Save me from this tragedy
Go fund my pickles please

It’ll be ‘bout 8 dollars for the pickles and I know that’s high
But when it comes to pickles I like the fancy kind
$5 for the bus fare to get me to the shops and
Maybe another $5 to cover my walking costs
At least $50 for confidence
Cause I swear last time the shop person smirked when I went in
And another $50,000 for emotional support
Let’s round it up a few thousand to $2 million dollars or more

Cause there’s no greater tragedy
Feel tears drooling from your eyes
Dig just a bit deeper
Karma’s good to the kind
I recommend $120 for a base donation
But obviously more if you wanna go to heaven

I have no pickles
There’s no pickles in my pantry
So go fund my pickles
So I no longer have to be
Pickle-free
GoFundMe
Save me from this tragedy
Go fund my pickles please