Daryl The Demonic Dolphin

White Belt Warrior - Ninja Club Vol. 1 Cover

Lyrics

Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Then flies up into the air with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom

Oh Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Then flies up into the air with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom

Daryl has had a rough day at the coral office
So he wants to unwind, throw some hooks through humans
Herrings are getting more difficult to find
And it’s just no fun working overtime

He heads to his favourite human fishing spot &
Sets up his hook & reel, then throws them both up
He’s got prime wads of cash at the end of his line
So he’s sure to catch some humans with bait so fine

Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Catches lots & lots & lots of humans with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom

Oh Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Catches lots & lots & lots of humans with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom

He only fatally wounds the humans, never ever kills them
He’s not some sort of monster #Humanarian
He chucks out some tanks of toxic gas and such
It’s so good to get that underwater spring cleaning done

He goes home to his ever so fancy kelp mansion
Turns on his ever so fancy seaweed television
It’s so sad with the toxic gases how there’s less humans
How’s he meant to go human fishing without them?

Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Fills the air with toxic gases with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom

Oh Daryl the demonic dolphin
He swims swims swims through the ocean
Buys a pin from the young crabs to support the humans
Cause Daryl is a Humanarian and he’s helping the humans with his pin oh he is!
Be grateful humans for all the loveliness he did!
As he fills the air with toxic gases with his powers of doom
Doom doom doom doom doom
Oh doom
Doom doom doom doom doom
Oh doom
Doom doom doom doom doom
Oh doom