The Recap Ruined My Life

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Life was great in my Tom Baker scarf
In the kitchen popping popcorn
The lounge was set in my favourite shade of tartan
And I put the kettle on
I was prepared for a night in, my nails were TARDIS blue
On the couch, slightly right, locked into my imprint groove
So relaxed, so alive, hot chocolate with my popcorn
Sonic screwdriver remote to turn the screen on

But then the first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
I was glued there like the Teller held my gaze
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life

I sat frozen, chocolate spilling down my chin,
My hands shaking as it hit me
Memories flooding back as if I was a Ganger
It didn’t feel like me
Like River said, spoilers weren’t meant to be watched before
My timey wimey stuff was messed up something rough for sure
I stared through my tears, the screen went blurry and soft
But I couldn’t bring myself to turn it off

Cause the first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
Absorbed like Absorbaloff’s prey
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life

Ruined, foiled, it broke my plans, my dreams, I had a perfect streak
I crumbled like I lost all of my bones, crunched like stone
Time that I can’t get back, can’t hack it
Like I’m on the Wi-fi, weeping like an Angel
Lost in my time wime, popping popcorn like pills
It hurts, it’s lame, it kills

The first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
Sucked into The Idiot’s Lantern
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life
I can’t re-write time
I can’t press rewind
The recap ruined my life
The recap ruined my life