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Pop Goes The TARDIS Cover Art

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Warning, this song contains spoilers
If you haven’t watched Doctor Who…
What the hell is wrong with you?

A time lord was born in Gallifray
He borrowed, kinda stole, a type 40 TARDIS one day
There were evil Daleks blowing up his planet which was lame
But he did voodoo time travel
And his planet ended M.I.A.
Long story short
The Daleks all went boom kabam
In the meanwhile
The time lord went zoom kazam
Or more woosh woosh
In his time travel machine
Off to other worlds, times
And realities

He called himself the Doctor
A general fix-it guy
The sort that saves the world
A hundred times before sunrise
Trying to make people better
As a promise to live by
Though he’s a normal doctor
According to his paper at times
He plucked out some companions
Like Susan, Zoe, Sarah-Jane,
Martha, Donna and Amy just to name some names
He took them in his spaceship
With his screwdriver in hand
That’s his sorta weapon
Seems to somehow solve most anything

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So, back to the wooshing
The adventures and absurd
He’d stick around Earth at times
Cause humans look time lord
But venture out as well
On spacecrafts and alien worlds
Sometimes to answer calls for help
But often to impress the girls
He spoke five billion tongues
But that was often not enough
There wasn’t a single stop on his trips
That didn’t end up rough
Wherever he went
There always seemed to be trouble
And he’d only ever fix it when it all seemed impossible

There was Daleks, Silents, Zarbi, Mister Sweet and Moroks
Mechanoids, Rills, Vinvocci and Chumblie Robots
There was Cybermen, Adipose, Racness and Krotons
Silurians, Jagrafess, Macra and Autons,
Ashta Verada, a Star Whale and Draconians
Sontarans, Tritovore, Swampies and even Vardans
There was Catkind, Sycorax, Werewolves and Reapers
Ood, Toclathane, Hath and Weeping Angels

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He thought that he might be the only time lord in town
But this clown called The Master or Missy came around
A bit of a nutso, psychopathic, fun nonetheless right?
He slash she almost destroyed the universe
The Doctor got married to a girl with a song in her name
And had a daughter engineered through his DNA
But his family was much much much bigger than that
All his companions and the people he saved had his back

Like Rose, the Bad Wolf girl who wore a Union Jack
Dug him so much, she crossed dimensions to get him back
Or Clara, the impossible girl who at one point could hack
She split herself in a million bits to save his time lord ass
Or Jo, who got married to a scientist man
Who apparently reminded her of The Doctor as a lad
Or Martha, a real doctor doctor with epic stunts
She taught the world his name, made them speak it all at once

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At points he did get lonely traveling space and time
Saving constellations, planets and lives
People would leave or he’d leave them, by and by
But he’d never leave their hearts, memories or their minds
It’s not surprising how easily he’d pick folks up
It’s hard to resist when the adventures never stop
And we’ve come along with him
We know it’s a helluva journey
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In a one song summary

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