Mark to Market

Lyrics

It’s time to stand against mark to market accounting
It’s misleading, everybody thinking we write what’s happening

People of the world trust us
They put their receipts and faith to us
People of the world confide in us
We know all their secrets, record keeping secrets
Keeping things confiden-ti-al
Ain’t the same as disclosing what’s material
Everyone likes to make up sh$t (how rude)
But we can only do it if they can prove it

“Unfair! Unfair!”
CEO’s cry “Unfair! Unfair!”
But it’s not their right to say
“Won’t you? Won’t you?”
CEO’s try “Won’t you? Won’t you?”
“We’ll give you more pay”
Don’t do it

It’s time to stand against mark to market accounting
It’s misleading, everybody thinking we write what’s happening

Yeah, I know it’s hard
To report things the way they are
But that’s what we’re hired for
Here we go-
Time to stand up x16