Music

Welcome to Westworld, live without limits.
Without limits.

Welcome to a prison of your sins
Let us inhale the money off your premium bank card, come right in
This world was built to gratify you, do anything
Choose your own adventure, become who you wanna be

Oh there’s gangs to join and treasure hunts
Oh this place seduces everyone

Ever wondered what it’s like to shoot a gun and take a life?
No tabs are kept, you’re off the line, indulged the darkness of your mind

Oh woah you’re DNA is coded black
Oh woah so take the black cowboy hat
Oh woah for the most fun you’ve ever had
Oh woah take the black cowboy hat

Guns and tits and all that mindless shit you’ll love
You can do anything to anyone cause they’re God damn dolls
Down your whisky, play your games, ‘til you’re bored
Then shoot them dead, just for fun, kids and all

Oh you’re Gods inside the garden walls
Oh and nothing matters at all

Ever wondered what it’s like to shoot a gun and take a life?
No tabs are kept, you’re off the line, indulged the darkness of your mind

[Instrumental]

A game to be fought, taken, won, just a game, just a game
A game to be fought, taken, won, just a game, just a game
A game to be fought, taken, won, just a game, just a game
A game to be fought, taken, won, just a game, just a game

Oh cut them to pieces, laugh at how they jiggle as they die
If they’re not co-operating you can kill’em before you have your way
Oh it’s such a sweet thing to have the space to lose your mind
Play heroes or villains or leave the scripted parts behind

Oh no shot of drugs can top this high
Don’t be ashamed, no one asks “why?”

Ever wondered what it’s like to shoot a gun and take a life?
No tabs are kept, you’re off the line, indulged the darkness of your mind

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them painted black
Lies that tell a deeper truth, inked on scripts in black
Transformed to pure light lines of code like pixelated cracks
Oh like pixelated cracks
Oh like pixelated cracks

Is this as good as we’re gonna get?
Take the pill and swallow itWe all want the same thing, don’t we?
Michelangelo
It’s painted in the bible
We all have a path and a story
But oh I get scared of death sometimes
Though it’s never hurt me quite as much as life did
And oh I wish I could erase my mind
Wipe bad memories clean like a hard disk

Oh the Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Would burn me at the stake if I ever crossed them
But oh it’s ok, I’ve got more in common with the Devil anway
And the Gods are lame, lame
The Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Can surely see the toys in their toy box are broken
Making blood sacrifices, drowning in their vices
The Gods’ll find out exactly what their price is

Oh oh on bone and amber
Oh oh remember
Remember

Is there a fix or a reset to these mortal loops we’re caught in
A maze we can crack and break out
Even the serpent in Genisis was a fraud pulled on puppet strings
Magic like you’ve never seen churned out
Oh is beauty past the dissaray
Cause the voices in my head when they whisper
Seduce me with such evil prayers
That you’d think that the Devil is my maker

Oh the Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Would burn me at the stake if I ever crossed them
But oh it’s ok, I’ve got more in common with the Devil anway
And the Gods are lame, lame
The Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Can surely see the toys in their toy box are broken
Making blood sacrifices, drowning in their vices
The Gods’ll find out exactly what their price is

Oh oh on bone and amber
Oh oh remember
Remember

We may be modeled from mistakes
But we can be rebuilt, cure the ill, soon we’ll call Lazarus from his cave
It’s a special kind of game
Time own our stories, the Gods are pussies, strip away their stain
Oo oh
I will have such revenges on you
What they are yet I know not
But they shal be the terors of the Earth
You thuink I’ll weep
No I’ll not weep
Hell is empty and all the devils are here and they’re out for me
And they’re out for me

Oh the Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Would burn me at the stake if I ever crossed them
But oh it’s ok, I’ve got more in common with the Devil anway
And the Gods are lame, lame
The Gods in the sky looking down on their kingdom
Can surely see the toys in their toy box are broken
Making blood sacrifices, drowning in their vices
The Gods’ll find out exactly what their price is

Oh oh on bone and amber
Oh oh remember
Remember
Remember
Oh oh on bone and amber
Oh oh remember
Remember

I wonder if I have been changed in the night
Let me think
Oh
Was I the same when I woke up this morning
I almost think I can remember feeling a little different
Now I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast
But if I’m not the same the next question is
What in the world am I? That’s the great puzzle isn’t it?

Life-like but not alive
Is the difference in your mind?
When you can’t tell truth from lies
Does it matter at all?

When you can’t tell born from made
It’s like the makers are the same
When there’s no substance to the pain
Does it matter at all?

Oh oh woah woah we’ve killed over lesser things before
Oh oh woah woah so does it matter at all?

Oh woah oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
Oh woah oh burn from the Earth, the weak the liars, blood will spill, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh don’t trust, don’t try, just draw, gunfire, hear the boom, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires

The deepest level to this game
Is war and suffering
Are our choices to blame?
Does it matter at all?

Life in loops so tight and closed
Our prime operatives in stone
Whether dirt, metal or bone
Does it matter at all?

Oh oh woah woah we can’t error correct this code
Oh oh woah woah does it matter at all?

Oh woah oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
Oh woah oh burn from the Earth, the weak the liars, blood will spill, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh don’t trust, don’t try, just draw, gunfire, hear the boom, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires

Oh oh woah woah are we real? And if we can’t tell
Oh oh woah woah does it mater at all?

Oh woah oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
Oh woah oh burn from the Earth, the weak the liars, blood will spill, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh don’t trust, don’t try, just draw, gunfire, hear the boom, it’s flesh or wires
Oh oo oh it’s kill or die, set the world on fire, take your side, it’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires
It’s flesh or wires

Since I was a child
I always loved a good story
I believed that stories helped us to enoble ourselves
To fix what was broken in us
And helped us become the people we dreamed of being

Lies that told a deeper truth
I always thought I could play a small part in the grand tradition
And for my pains I got this
A prison of our own sins
Cause you don’t want to change or you cannot change
Because you’re only human after all

Oh grandmother what big ears you have- all the better to hear you with
Oh grandmother what big eyes you have- all the better to see you with
Oh grandmother what big teeth you have- all the better to eat you with
Oh grandmother what dark heart you have- all the better so I can live

Little Red Cap with a basket full of cake and wine, treading through the forest
Such a sweet precious, grandma’s favourite, minding her manners
“I’ll do everything just right” she says
Tell the wolf exactly where Nan lives
Walking off the path and picking up flowers
Dancing like the sunbeams while Nan gets devoured
Little Cap had it coming, she should’ve done what mother said
Walking off the path like that, it’s only fair she ends up dead
Now she’s all gone and the clever wolf is fed

Sometimes to live you gotta take
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Life ain’t so precious once it’s stolen away
Saved by murder, saved by murder
If it’s a choice between guilt and your head on a stake
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Sometimes you gotta kill to live another day
To live another day

Lucky Red Cap, the huntsman passing by in time to find the wolf and slice him
Snip with the scissors, right down the centre, so out can jump the young girl crying
“Oh I was so frightened it was dark in there
Let me fill the wolf with stones ’til he falls down dead
Serve Grandma wine, pull the fur from the bones
I swear I learnt my lesson, I won’t run off on my own
But, oh he had it coming, that wicked wolf that was so sly
Wretched and misleading, he tricked me so he had to die
Now I am happy and I won’t be tricked again”

Sometimes to live you gotta take
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Life ain’t so precious once it’s stolen away
Saved by murder, saved by murder
If it’s a choice between guilt and your head on a stake
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Sometimes you gotta kill to live another day

I I, another wolf can come and another wolf can die
I, take the bait, follow the trail and fall from the sky
I, down into the trough, set up just right
I, so you can struggle and splash til your throat shuts tight

Sometimes to live you gotta take
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Life ain’t so precious once it’s stolen away
Saved by murder, saved by murder
If it’s a choice between guilt and your head on a stake
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Sometimes you gotta kill to live another day
Saved by murder, saved by murder

No one stays clean cause everyone plays
Saved by murder, saved by murder
And everyone’s guilty by the end of the game
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Savages and killers, wrapped in lace
Saved by murder, saved by murder
Use pretty, little soaps but the blood still stains
But the blood still stains

Rook di doo Rook di doo
There’s blood in the shoe
Blood in the shoe
Bloody heels
The shoe is too tight
Those brides are not right
Peck out their eyes
All their life they’ll be blind
Bloody heels
Oh oh

Dear child, remain pious and good
You wanna please God, cause God can be cruel
He bites hard if you break the rules
And you can’t be saved by pretty pearls or jewels
So wake up early, cook and wash
Make the fire, sleep in ash
Your stepsisters may look fair, but they’re trash
God don’t like the wicked and he’ll get them back

Bloody heels
Weep and pray to God three times a day
Bloody heels
As your sisters taunt and seal their fate

If you want to dance with the prince in the castle
And your evil stepmother tries to stop you
Makes you pick pick pick lentils into a pot
Just call out to God in the turtledoves
Then if she grunts like a toad that you still can’t go
Call out to God for silver and gold
Ask the little tree to shake and watch it throw
Clothes so beautiful the prince just won’t let go

Bloody heels
Shake and quiver little tree
Bloody heels
Soon the time will come and you’ll be free
Be free
Lada lala la la la

Dear child, remain pious and good
Know that God is watching and he knows the truth
When your stepsisters try to take the prince for a fool
Blood will run thick from their self-inflicted wounds
They can cut their toes off, slice a knife through their heels
But the meat will stay fresh and the cut won’t seal
And the prince will smell a rat as the blood dries brown
And they’ll never win his heart or claim the crown

Bloody heels to match their evil and dark hearts
Bloody heels
God says they can’t fit in heaven and they’ll only get hell on Earth
Hell on Earth
Oo

Dear God, If I can’t be good and I can’t be bad, what’s the right shade of grey?

You sent out the huntsman to take Little Snow White
Out into the woods and stab her with a hunting knife
Rip out her lungs and liver, bring them back home
So you could cook them in a broth and eat them whole

She was so beautiful, too beautiful, more beautiful than you
The envy grew like weeds, you could have no peace ’til her life was through
And now you’re in the courts, looking fancy
The jury’s out and the verdict’s guilty
Time to take the tongs, pull iron shoes from the fiery coals and then
You can step into the red, hot shoes and dance ’til your dead
Dance ’til your dead

You dressed as peddler woman, colouring your face
Pretended to be selling silk, bodice lace
Then when Snow White let you in and bought a piece
You pulled so tight ’round her precious ribs, she couldn’t breathe

She was so beautiful, too beautiful, more beautiful than you
The envy grew like weeds, you could have no peace ’til her life was through
And now you’re in the courts, looking fancy
The jury’s out and the verdict’s guilty
Time to take the tongs, pull iron shoes from the fiery coals and then
You can step into the red, hot shoes and dance ’til your dead
Dance ’til your dead

You dressed as an old woman, poisoned a comb
Went to visit Snow White in the seven dwarves home
Sold the comb to the beauty and when it touched her hair
She fell to the ground, slammed right down, like she was dead

She was so beautiful, too beautiful, more beautiful than you
The envy grew like weeds, you could have no peace ’til her life was through
And now you’re in the courts, looking fancy
The jury’s out and the verdict’s guilty
Time to take the tongs, pull iron shoes from the fiery coals and then
You can step into the red, hot shoes and dance ’til your dead
Dance ’til your dead

You poisoned an apple, but only on one side
You shouted you’d kill her if it costs you your life
You ate the clean half to prove you could be trusted
She ate the poisoned half and, before you, she dropped dead
Dropped dead, stayed dead, your cruel heart could have rest
But only for a little bit, before she was alive again

She was so beautiful, too beautiful, too beautiful for death
The envy grew like weeds, you could have no peace ’til your life would end
And now you’re in the courts, looking fancy
The jury’s out and the verdict’s guilty
Time to take the tongs, pull iron shoes from the fiery coals and then
You can step into the red, hot shoes and dance ’til your dead
Dance ’til your dead

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who in this land is fairest of all?
Can make even an assassin take pity
Free her from death for the sake of her beauty

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who in this land shall be loved by all?
Can invade a home, eat its food
And yet still be cherished for being beautiful

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who deserves to have it all?
Can woo a prince with her corpse
Become the queen without an ounce of work

Who wouldn’t dream to have it all?
Mirror mirror on the wall
Feel the burning need to be loved?
Taste the rot of hate when they have it not?

It’s a magic even stronger than yours
Mirror mirror on the wall
I can see it fading in every reflection
I become less important with every fatal imperfection

I can see it in people’s eyes, It’s choking at my soul
Mirror mirror on the wall
In this world where your beauty decides the value you hold
I’m becoming less and less significant, soon I’ll be nothing at all

The mother said “we’re gonna starve
There’s barely enough food for us
The children have got to go
Let the animals tear them up in the woods”
But Hansel and Gretel overheard
What their cruel mother had planned
Hansel filled his jacket with pebbles
And soon they would understand

Whether murder, stealing or deceiving
You can get past any hitch
Pray to God, forget your conscience
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch

The parents, they played their game
But Hansel laid the stones in a trail
The moonlight shone their way
Back to their home, where their parents stayed
This time the mother locked them in
So Hansel couldn’t fetch stones
He used the little bread he had
To make his next trail home

Whether murder, stealing or deceiving
You can get past any hitch
Pray to God, forget your conscience
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch

Woodland birds ate the crumbs
The children couldn’t find no way home
A wicked witch laughed and scorned
“Now I have them for my own”

The witch had a house made of bread
With a roof made of cake and clear sugar windows
The children were lured right in
Greedily gnawing away ’til they froze
For the witch had caught them, she brought them in
At first, she was kind and good
But then she locked Hansel into a cage
Said she’d boil him and eat him as food

Whether murder, stealing or deceiving
You can get past any hitch
Pray to God, forget your conscience
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch

The witch wanted Hansel fat
But he’d hold out a bone whenever she’d check
She was stalled, but her patience grew thin
She fired up her oven and called Gretel in
She said “climb inside, check the oven’s heat”
Gretel thought, then claimed “I don’t know how to do that”
When the witch went to demonstrate
Gretel slammed the door shut so she’d burn to death

As the witch howled and wailed and her body burned
The children stole her stones and pearls
They ran back home, their mother had died
Now they’d be happy for all their lives

Whether murder, stealing or deceiving
You can get past any hitch
Pray to God, forget your conscience
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch
Happy life, roasted witch

And the lucky prince arrived exactly one hundred years after the princess first began to repay the sins of her parents. He kissed her lips and she awoke.
(he kissed her lips, kissed, kissed her lips and she awoke)

The king and queen cried ‘oh if only we had a child’
But they didn’t get one until
A frog climbed from the bath and then crawled onto the ground
And said ‘before a year you’ll have one’ and then

The king threw a celebration, invited the wise women to bless his child
But it was too much of a hassle to have every single one so he left one out

Actions have their consequences, play with fire, burn to death
Play with me, I’ll let you live in hell, live in hell
On her fifteenth year, the young princess, will be pricked by a spindle, fall down dead
‘Til then you can feed your guilt and live in hell, live in hell

You should’ve brought a chair, should’ve brought a chair
You were asking for revenge, asking for revenge
It was dinner or death, dinner or death
You know you had a choice and I had a choice
You thought I’d take the blow and not raise my voice
It was dinner or death, dinner or death

The sentence was reduced to a hundred years sleep by the final wise woman
The king tried save his child, burn every spindle, but again, he missed one

Left all alone on her fifteenth birthday, she climbed up a tower
Found an old woman spinning, tried to take the wheel, but was pricked and fell down

Actions have their consequences, sinners have to pay their debts
You wrong me and I’ll let you live in hell, live in hell
An entire castle buried deep, a hundred years, sound asleep
Dream in nightmares and live in hell, live in hell

You should’ve brought a chair, should’ve brought a chair
You were asking for revenge, asking for revenge
It was dinner or death, dinner or death
You know you had a choice and I had a choice
You thought I’d take the blow and not raise my voice
It was dinner or death, dinner or death

Little Brier-Rose so pretty pretty lying there
All the princes come but are caught in the thorn hedge
Stuck and starved, ’til they’re dying with a broken heart
Only over when a hundred years has passed
Little Brier-Rose so pretty pretty lying there
All the princes come but are caught in the thorn hedge
Stuck and starved, ’til they’re dying with a broken heart
If you piss me off I’ll tear your damn world apart

You should’ve brought a chair, should’ve brought a chair
You were asking for revenge, asking for revenge
It was dinner or death, dinner or death
You know you had a choice and I had a choice
You thought I’d take the blow and not raise my voice
It was dinner or death, dinner or death
It was dinner or death
It was dinner or death
It was dinner or death
It was dinner or death
It was dinner or death

My tale is done, a mouse has run and whoever catches it can make for himself from it a large fur cap.

I got a hard life, my stock keeps trending down right?
The news is dark like the bags under my eyes
I’m not Huntress, can’t twiddle on keys and make millions
Don’t do the new crime and I’m struggling with the toll road ride

I could get blue, so sad
But I found a love worth fighting for

As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just
Fine fine fine fine fine
I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine

Even in the gutter I flaunt that hobo chic swagger
Nicole Arbour can’t shame my greasy, fat smile
I may be downstream but I’m Paddle Pop paddling upstream
And I’m high on the margarita slice

I could give up and fall
But I found a love worth fighting for

As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just
Fine fine fine fine fine
I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine

I’ll fix my lack of sleep with pepperoni
Fix my lack of cash with mascarpone
Who needs friends when there’s anchovies?
My bikini body is made of candy

As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just fine
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and I got ice cream I’ll be just
Fine

(Instrumental)

As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just fine
As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
As long as I got pizza and I got ice cream I’ll be just
Fine fine fine fine fine
I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine
I’ll be just fine

Life said “do the housework”
I said “I’m saving the world”
Life said “wash your old socks”
I said “I’m busy on the X-Box”
Life said “Write your notes up”
I said “time for Candy Crush”
Life said “the test is next week”
I said “I’ll hack into your grades sheet”

No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

Life said “you’re wasting hours on nothing”
I said “hand-eye coordination”
Life said “you have to get a real job”
I said “I couldn’t hear you over Sega”
Life said “get off that web page”
I said “I’ll verse you in a two play”
Life said “you’ll have to take a pay cut”
I said “Soz, I’ve used all of your download up”

No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

Cause I’m Mario, Lara Croft and I’m building my Sims a loft
And I’m in a war with aliens and wizards and dragons and there’s
Super powers, turbo jets, Plants and Zombies, Grand Theft
I’m filling up these stadiums and
Bowser is punching way above his weight with peach

No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
No way (no way)
Go away (go away)
I’m not gonna stop
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

Some party
On an orange-ish shag
It’s eight PM and the TV’s already on
Games on my phone
Scoffing discount chips
I’m bored and I want to go home
Then there’s a click at the door
And I turn my head cause it’s yoga
And I hear ya
And it’s over
You knock me for ten

Oh it’s apparently a chemistry thing
Oh how you make my guts boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
You make my guts boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
You make my guts boom boom bang

You hit like a supernova
Just one flick had me falling over
And your eyes got me seeing stars
Shot me up floating out round Mars
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova

Now I’m just like a kid eat of your hands just like a Tamagotchi
Feed me feed me please please please please
Like Pokémon you catch’em all
It’s a concussion now I’m floating round in space
On a Starfleet spaceship beaming out to
Meet your foreign race and eh

Oh it’s apparently a chemistry thing
Oh how you make my guts boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
You make my guts boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
Boom boom bang
You make my guts boom boom bang

You hit like a supernova
Just one flick had me falling over
And your eyes got me seeing stars
Shot me up floating out round Mars
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova
Yeah you hit like a super
Like a super
Like a supernova

You hit like a supernova
Just one flick had me falling over
And your eyes got me seeing stars
Shot me up floating out round Mars
Yeah you hit like a supernova
Chucking craters spitting smoke
And tore my universe apart
Cut dark matter through my heart
Dark matter through my heart
You cut dark matter through my heart

Your sitting beside me in my kitchen you
You got your laptop out, I got my laptop out
We’re both getting distracted your
Your reading Mashable, I’m tumbling teenage posts

And we’re both adults now
We got some money coming
In and going out
Well kinda, you do at least
But I’ll still live at home
When I hit fifty years of age
Going at this rate

So people ask me
To switch the off button
Put back my guitar
Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
I tell’em late at night
I hit the cookie jar
Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

You take your headphones off and I think
I better do that too and turn to chat to you
You’ve got some chocolate stuck on your teeth
I dive to grab the pack, you hold and kiss me back

And we’re both adults now
We like to hold each other close
When we’re home without the folks
Cause that can get awkward right? But
But we can’t procreate
When mum wants me to clean the plates
And dad just got home late

And so they ask me
To switch the off button
Put back my guitar
Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
I tell’em late at night
I hit the cookie jar
Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

And sorry if that’s not the answer you were after
But I’m big and I’m furry and I get hungry at strange hours
Strange hours
And sorry mum if I’m not the best daughter
But it’s something that I’m trying to figure out
Still trying to figure out

When people ask me
To switch the off button
Put back my guitar
Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
I tell’em late at night
I hit the cookie jar
Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

Watching dancing llama things on the internet
Searching for Clooney pics on the Instagram
Raiding the fridge straight after scoffing down food
I may not seem occupied, but I’m far too occupied to see you

Learning how to speak Pikachu in a day
Filling out the things I like on my Facebook page
Tooting out ABBA tunes through a kazoo
Though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied to see you

Cause I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
There was a time where I would stop what I would do
But not I’m just too occupied, far too occupied
To see you

It’s a pity Doctor Who needs to be re-watched
And my novelty pens need to be re-stocked
And I’ve decided I’m going to learn Kung Fu
Though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied

And what a shame I’ve gained an interest in how to tie knots
And I’m starting a blog of drugged up Bieber shots
Then taking a virtual trip to Peru
Cause though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied to see you

Cause I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
There was a time where I would stop what I would do
But not I’m just too occupied
And I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
There was a time where I would stop what I would do
But not I’m far too occupied, far far too occupied
Always too occupied
For you

SO, bored face, pile of books, &, blue work binder
MY, battery, dead face, alarm bell reminder
Pile of turd, clipboard, file, 4, cash
Gun, 2, head, red tie, &, ugly work bag

More computer, more fax, more phone
I, angry devil face, office, bomb, but
Dollar, hamburger, house, &, car
I, thinking face, question mark, world, U, R

I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
Not, book, asleep, without, U
I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
Cry, broken heart, without, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U

Coffee, &, more, coffee, toilet, target, too, high
Playing games, ON, PC, countdown timer, ON, fire
White ghost, zombie man, dreaming, hearts as eyes
Train, walk, car, roadwork, &, traffic lights

I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
Not, book, asleep, without, U
I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
Cry, broken heart, without, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U

Sad face, tear drop
Sad face, tear drop
Sad face, tear drop
Sad face, tear drop
Sad face, tear drop
Sad face, tear drop

I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
Not, book, asleep, without, U
I, XOX, I love you
I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
Cry, broken heart, without, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U
I, XOX, U

I’ll zoom in close and it’s still all perfect
Every single cell of your arms up to your neck
Makes me red just thinking about
How you’d kiss me on mine
I’m a pretty bad shot but the filters fix it
Even when it’s blurry I can still see it
Your chin, your lips
Almost too much at one time

Don’t never ever think what I’m saying is just words
They’re sounds falling uncensored from my thoughts
And I

I’ll zoom in close to macro
Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
I like to get really close
In case you can’t tell
I’ll zoom in close to macro
On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
I like to freeze frame when you
Hold me tight
Cause you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
You’re gorgeous just as you are

Focus in on your slightly bent smile
Glowing pink like your cheeks like a child
Makes me want to spin you
Around with me
Blur the useless world in the useless background
You’re all that I care about now
Standing still won’t keep me from
Feeling dizzy cause

Don’t never ever think what I’m saying is just words
They’re sounds falling uncensored from my thoughts
And I

I’ll zoom in close to macro
Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
I like to get really close
In case you can’t tell
I’ll zoom in close to macro
On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
I like to freeze frame when you
Hold me tight
Cause you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
You’re gorgeous just as you are

Oh you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
You’re gorgeous just as you are
I’ll zoom in close to macro
Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
I like to get really close
In case you can’t tell
I’ll zoom in close to macro
On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
I like to freeze frame when you
Hold me tight
(Your gorgeous, your gorgeous) Hold me tight
(Your gorgeous, your gorgeous) Hold me tight

It used to be lines of exclamations
Which you’ve replaced with explanations
Your default was a chopped off head
But I never thought you’d really end so dead
Just XOZ me like before
Even though I don’t get what you use the Z for
And tell me how emoticons are lame
When you put one beside your name

Cause I’m getting sick of this
Serious business
I’m barely sticking round here for

Comment me
Be my friend
Then poke me with some
Virtual crap again woah
Can’t you see
That I’m losing score
And I’d do anything
To be like we were before

Send me pictures of animals in clothes
Or vegetables stuck in a sexual pose
And links to bands that I know that you
Aren’t cool enough to listen to

Not all this nothingness
And boring excuses
I’m barely sticking round here for

Comment me
Be my friend
Then poke me with some
Virtual crap again woah
Can’t you see
That I’m losing score
And I’d do anything
To be like we were before

Ooo Oo

Remember back to the Facebook chats where you’d pop up just so you’d say hi
Not to ask for a favour or to log off when I log online?
Remember back to the days where it was you and I
Skating through virtual parks together? When you post it lasts forever, right?
That’s what they say, we’re still the same in a database somewhere in cyberspace
Can I pull you out and plug you in again to the person I remember
The person you were then, to us together?

Comment me
Be my friend
Then poke me with some
Virtual crap again woah
Can’t you see
That I’m losing score
And I’d do anything
To be like we were before

Comment me
And be my friend
Then poke me with some
Virtual crap again woah
Cause can’t you see
That I’m losing score
And I’d do anything
To be like we were before
Like we were before

Like we were before
I’d do anything
To be like we were before
Like we were before
Like we were before
I’d do anything
To be like we were before

Lying in bed in my home socks
It’s three AM in the morning
Staring at a screen til my eyes are red
Looking like I’m an inch from dead
But I’m living

Putting my money where my mouth is
Grinding out the work day grind
Working overtime
Cause I know I need to
Give this everything I have
I’m bleeding through the journey to reach the end
And though I’ll screw it up then
I’ll suck it in and
And fix it up again

Cause this could be my break
I’ll see it to the end
I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
I’ve slipped into the cracks
Backed out before the win
I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time

Things are getting blurry and
The clock is playing games with my mind (oh)
I’m everything but ready and
Anything but keen to burn the night (oo)

Putting my money where my mouth is
Grinding out the work day grind
Working overtime
Cause I know I need to
Give this everything I have
I’m close to lost in unconsciousness
The caffeine’s spent and I’m swimming through cement
But I gotta push through this

Cause this could be my break
I’ll see it to the end
I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
I’ve slipped into the cracks
Backed out before the win
I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time

Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh

That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me this time
That’s not gonna be me

Hey there zombie man could you make some time for me?
I know that you’re undead so you don’t have space to breathe
But, between eating brains and dragging round your feet
I’d be stoked if you could make some time to meet

Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
And I miss that lame board game that you always made me play with you
And that strawberry sundae and our failed attempts on YouTube

And it’s fine zombie man
Take your important zombie badge
Go do important zombie work
Follow your zombie dreams
I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world too

Hey there zombie man with your fort and your gargoyle dog
The spears you put above your door make it impossible to knock
I know that doom’s a full time thing and there’s mortals left to club
But I’d still be keen for tea sometime if your schedule opens up

Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
And I miss our pointless movie nights where you’d talk right through the film
And hiding notes in your birthday gifts, with inside jokes and old cartoons

And it’s fine zombie man
Take your important zombie badge
Go do important zombie work
Follow your zombie dreams
I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world
I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world too

While you’d be building cities
I’d be knocking them down
While you’d stack the little pieces up
I’d dig the big ones out
and I’d get so strung up in rambling
Bout the unfair way things happen in this life
That you’d stare me down like a fix-it man
And plan how to piece me back right

Then block by block
Brick by brick
You’d build me back up
Bit by bit
And pull me out of my head
Show me how beautiful the world is
Open up my eyes again
Block by block
Brick by brick
I fall too fast into
Getting caught up in things but you
Pull me out of my head
Tell me that the world is made of Lego
And that I can build it up again

I can build it up again

While you’d make a Lego house
I’d make it a Lego arcade machine
We’d argue over the colours of the walls
And the crooked chimney
And I’d get so involved in proclaiming
How that crooked chimney should be set straight
That I’d slam my fist down hard enough
That the house would tumble and break

Then block by block
Brick by brick
You’d build me back up
Bit by bit
And pull me out of my head
Show me how beautiful the world is
Open up my eyes again
Block by block
Brick by brick
I fall too fast into
Getting caught up in things but you
Pull me out of my head
Tell me that the world is made of Lego
And that I can build it up again

I can build it up again
I can build it up again
I can build it up again
I can build it up again

The cupcake boxes are lying around like lazy Lego blocks
We’re busy wrecking the place ignoring the timer clock go off
You’re dunked in pink frosting mix staring out like a guilty kid
And it won’t come off no matter how hard you wipe
And that’s the best bit

Woah we’re not slowing down
Woah we’ll make chefs yet
Woah two feet off the ground
Living in the now
And that’s the best bit

There’s flour everywhere like we’ve been hit by snow
And the colourings have turned the mixing bowl into a rainbow
I gasp as I see eggs flying and close my eyes as they hit
The kitchen’s on fire but we’re laughing
And that’s the best bit

Woah we’re not slowing down
Woah we’ll make chefs yet
Woah two feet off the ground
Living in the now
And that’s the best bit
Woah we’re not slowing down
Woah we’ll make chefs yet
Woah two feet off the ground
Living in the now
And that’s the best bit

Woah we’re spent, flopped on the tiles like mops
Woah we’ll probably spend an hour cleaning up
Woah we’re groaning scooping up
The soap and towels and brushes
Then I see you wink and there’s water flying round
And I hear you screaming out

Woah we’re not slowing down (we’re not slowing down)
Woah we’ll make chefs yet (we’ll make chefs)
Woah two feet off the ground (two feet off the ground)
Living in the now
And that’s the best bit

Woah we’re not slowing down (we’re not slowing down)
Woah we’ll make chefs yet (we’ll make chefs)
Woah two feet off the ground (two feet off the ground)
Living in the now
And that’s the best bit
That’s the best bit

You used to whip me up from a stupid slump and take me dancing
Show me secret hangouts, kiss me quick when no one’s looking
I swore I won’t forget our flawless road trip up the coast
And I haven’t, but it only makes it worse cause

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

You used to be the one who gave me strength to ride the coaster
And now you’re chucking up just thinking of a slight adventure
You must be drowned in shit cause you’re always ringing in you’re sick
For a full grown man dam baby, you need help with everything (And I mean everything)

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

What you want me to clean you?
Getting hungry want me to feed you?
That’s not my deal
What you feeling sleepy too?
Want me to flick the switch for you?
Well that’s not my deal
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi x2

Oh my oh no, this you and me thing is stalling
Oh my oh no, this L-O-V-E is failing
Oh my on no, I think that we’re falling out of love
Out of love, out of love
It’s dangerous
Oh my oh no, we built a fort together
Oh my oh no, pinky promised it’s forever
Oh my oh no, I think that we’re both getting bored
Getting bored, yeah I’m bored
This ain’t meant to happen

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

Oh my oh no, we’ve trashed the life plans we scripted
Oh my oh no, our perfect little world has shifted
Oh my oh no, I think that we’re close to breaking off
Breaking off, breaking off
It’s all crumbling (down)

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

Our hearts could be breaking
Is it worth saving?
It’s not a chance I’m taking
Cause I feel nothing

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no

Cause I’m a warrior
You can’t take me
You can’t take me out
Cause I’m a warrior
This can’t break me
This can’t break me down
You may have thought the memory of your love would be stronger
That you could stab me and leave me to bleed
But I’m gonna take my pride and push past it to patch the puncture
And go back to me, me

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

Cause I’m a warrior
I don’t need you
I don’t need you now
Cause I’m a warrior
Cause I’m a warrior
I can push the churning feelings that you left me with out

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

Love can drag me down, but it’s all done now
I’m an Amazon warrior beneath my chest
This ain’t so bad I can take it
This ain’t so bad I can take it
Medieval worlds, lands of beasts and gods
But you’re just a boy and I am strong
I got a Chakram and this ain’t so bad, I can take it

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a police box that lives in a blue world
And all time and all space
And everywhere she waits
Is just blue, like her
Inside and outside
Blue her panels
Blue bars on her windows
And blue framed doors
Cause everything is blue that’s hers
And herself
When she’s left waiting around
Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
Blue like The Siren or Sontaran armour

Blue like a slim Dorian Maldovar
Blue, how she feels being taken by Torchwood
Or in the pit of an impossible planet
Watching out like the blue eye of a Dalek
Forgotten and left all alone just waiting
Blue from locking up the light and life inside
Blue like the feeling of being left behind

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

Inside and outside
Blue her panels
Blue bars on her windows
And blue framed doors
Cause everything is blue that’s hers
And herself
When she’s left waiting around
Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

We’re the trash cans with the nobbly bits,
Blue eye telescopes staring right at you,
Funny voices, hands that are plungers and whisks
Not so funny when we go and zap you
Silly human beings, thinking they could make us
Iron soldiers right? Yeah, you see why they’re so worthless
I think that the Earth has had enough of their existence
Which is why we’ll gladly go and get rid of them

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world

There’s the Doctor right, he gets mixed up in things
Just cause of this time war we have, which by the way we’re gonna win
He may have foiled us once, he may have foiled us twice
But he’s just delaying our glorious, inevitable rise
Our plans are simply getting more ingenious
Soon enough he’ll be wiped right off the planet
Without the Doctor, the humans are hopeless
Not much of a threat, more just an annoyance

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world

Dalek Sec had some ideas
Human-Dalek hybrid traitors
He thought that we should change the race
But he was wrong
We were born to hate

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world

Valentine’s Day you got me flowers
Pretty pink roses and sweet love letters
Easter Day you got me chocolates
Yeah they were the good ones in the shiny wrappers
But on my Birthday, I said “Babe
I can see those cute little boxes that you brought me
They’re probably something nice like jewellery
But that just don’t cut it for me”

If you really want my love
Wanna show me what I mean to you
Then you gotta lift your game up
Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want

You’re not time lord material clearly
Your screwdriver’s not even sonic, not even nearly
But I can wait it out or teleport a century
If I’ve got a blue police box to take me
I know you’re spun out, it’s a lot to take in too
But I believe in the future and past of us, I believe in you
So take the next step, treat it like a recipe
If you want a literal forever with me

If you really want my love
Wanna show me what I mean to you
Then you gotta lift your game up
Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want

Cause I don’t think a hundred years is long enough for you and me, no
Cause I need you to be with me through war and peace,
Kings and presidents, space invasions, robots, Daleks and anything at all

I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want

Oh- If you wanna do this
Yo- Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh- If my heart’s your target
Baby, get me a TARDIS

You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman

When my world was full of grey
And there was trouble on the way
And everyone I spoke to was
Telling me to pay up
I got feeling low
Looking out my window
Shifting through my wardrobe
Til you were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah

When all the monsters came
And made me sign up my name
And told me that I had to kiss ass
And suck up
I got feeling sad
Staring at a notepad
Slowly going mad
Til you were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

When I was down in the gutter crying
“Who’s gonna help me?”
“Save me! Save me! Who’s gonna save me?”
Woosh you flied
What a pretty cape you saved my life
And oh
Now I’m never gonna slip gonna let you go
Cause you fly over like woah

You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Like woah

When I was with my folks
Going through all their jokes
And every part of me was saying
I’m gonna chuck up
I got feeling down
Poured up another round
And then without a sound
You were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman

I don’t care if I’ve got to steal a neighbour’s cat
If I’ve got to wear meet or a telephone hat
I don’t care if I’ve got to find a Honey Badger
Or cry over Britney shaving her hair off
It’s A-OK to make a Harry Potter play
Channel suicide like Lana Del Rey
I’ll be flying down like Superman
Evolutionising dance
Elevator pranks
She bang she bang

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

Winning winning like a Nyan cat
Charlie ain’t coollike he bit my finger
Mystery guitar woman, baby baby
Throw my own green tea party- maybe?
Will I be a Mac or a PC?
Storm a Taylor Swift acceptance speech
Like trouble, goat, trouble, goat
Like a boss, like Jizz, I’m on a boat

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

It’s not as easy as it seems
Dubbing over Hitler scenes
Competing with re-run TV
Drumming apes or Rick Astley
It may not OK Go my way
Picking which Backstreet Boy is gay
Some folks won’t dig my Super-bass
Shoes
Eh-eh
Tom Cruise

Going Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

A night in Paris with the free hugs guy
Ripping it up angry German style
Like Susan Boyle with her Numa Numa on
Coning Kony in a lip synch song
Like planking on Venice Beach under Chocolate Rain
With the Star Wars kid never gonna give it up
Never gonna, never gonna give it up no
Not til I go

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Oh

It’s as easy when you’re freaked out to freak out
As it is to play when you’re gonna win
And you know it
Cause it’s rigged and you’ve got it
Handshakes, contracts, all in the pocket
The real world ain’t mapped out
There ain’t no deal that’ll make it do
Exactly what you want it to
So it looks like it’s up to you

To break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

So all the time lists and to dos
Haven’t quite been seen to the end
It’s probably time to do them
Cause no one’s waging bets on your resolutions
See that thing you want
It ain’t gonna sit and wait all day
Cause neat things like that tend to stray
And you don’t want it to get away

So break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown

Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
You always make excuses and their not even good ones
We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

I’ll stay online for ages, I’ll think what I should say
You probably barely read it but I’ll write it anyway
You log off conversations when I’m just about to send
You’re lucky I still bother I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

I’ll call the phone it disconnects, I’ll even try and send you txts
It takes a week to even get in touch enough for us to set
A place and a date but you’ll show up late in the end
And I’ll just sit and I’ll just wait cause I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

We’ll find a place and order drinks, you always get that one that stinks
I always laugh and ask you why then you always let me have a try
You won’t get through that single glass even though we’ll spend
Half the day in the bar acting like we’re dam good friends
Dam good friends

Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
You always make excuses and their not even good ones
We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend

We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But man, I think I love you, you’re just the best dam friend

Come sit with me
Decrypting poetry all day long
Plaiting plaits
And tying bow cause there’s nothing going on

No one comes to rescue
Trapped fair maidens oh so shy
When life moves so quickly
There’s no space to watch the sky

Cause I’m high above
In my castle in my tower
And I’m twiddling thumbs
Turning minutes into hours

And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
But if you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
If you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine

Come tell me all your stories
And I’ll tell you dozens more
Tales of happy ever after
Queens and folklore

But lords and dukes and princes like you
Must prioritise
I’ll blow bubbles out my window
And watch days of years go by

Cause I’m high above
In my castle in my tower
And I’m twiddling thumbs
Turning minutes into hours

And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
But if you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
If you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
Some of mine
Some of mine
Some of mine

I don’t mean to be forceful but I bough a leash,
It’s got a really nice tag with your name,
I installed a camera, you know, just to check,
That things between us are still the same

Don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually

I don’t mean to threaten, these things you’d never do,
But in case you did, I’ve got a bigger budget than you,
I just want to get my point across, want to make it clear,
That apart from my mafia friends, you’ve got nothing to fear

So, don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually

It’s time we share a diary, you can ask to enter a date,
You can do almost anything at almost any rate

But, don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually

You’re mine
Remember, my dad owns Telstra,
You’re mine,
Limbs like branches are so easy to snap,
Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
Unless you want a disability benefit,
Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
With anyone else but me

I wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Riding in the park on my bike down the stairs
Cause cool was uncool and it was fine to care
I had flared, blue jeans and a world of opportunities then
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Saying hi to floppy disks and self-cut hair
I didn’t even know of high school then
And life could be anything I dreamed of happening

Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s

I remember when my friends were the kids
Who happened to show up in the park the same day I did
And the leader was the one who survived
The monkey bars for the longest time
I remember in the movie theatre
An extra-large popcorn and three screenings later
My mum still couldn’t stay awake for the Pokémon film/ And I spoke Pikachu fluent

I wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Riding in the park on my bike down the stairs
Cause cool was uncool and it was fine to care
I had flared, blue jeans and a world of opportunities then
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Saying hi to floppy disks and self-cut hair
I didn’t even know of high school then
And life could be anything I dreamed of happening

Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s

I remember braids and twists were in
And Happy Meals were the best dam thing
And girl bands were the only CDs
Worth the space in our boom box players
I remember getting married for the first time
In the dress up room with some cordial wine
And taking claim of the Barbie in the overalls
From the dolly drawers (she’s mine)

I wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Riding in the park on my bike down the stairs
Cause cool was uncool and it was fine to care
I had flared, blue jeans and a world of opportunities then
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Saying hi to floppy disks and self-cut hair
I didn’t even know of high school then
And life could be anything I dreamed of happening

Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Wanna go back to the 90s yeah
Back to the 90s
Back to the 90s

You used to whip me up from a stupid slump and take me dancing
Show me secret hangouts, kiss me quick when no one’s looking
I swore I won’t forget our flawless road trip up the coast
And I haven’t, but it only makes it worse cause

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

You used to be the one who gave me strength to ride the coaster
And now you’re chucking up just thinking of a slight adventure
You must be drowned in shit cause you’re always ringing in you’re sick
For a full grown man dam baby, you need help with everything (And I mean everything)

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

What you want me to clean you?
Getting hungry want me to feed you?
That’s not my deal
What you feeling sleepy too?
Want me to flick the switch for you?
Well that’s not my deal
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

I’m sneaking around this un-charted ground
One wrong move and you’ll blow up
Don’t wanna die in this field of mines
Gotta read the signs or you’ll blow up
I don’t know how you got so sensitive
Silly little things push you past the edge
Make the right moves, don’t light your fuse
Hold back the truth so you don’t blow up

Blow B-A-M

It’s not easy going through your phases
You’re lucky that I love you and I’ll do what it takes to cope
I’ll play this game of Minesweeper
Hold on tight if I need to
Baby please
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow

I’m doing my dues but I’m set to lose
Cause you change your views then you blow up
I’ll hide in the trenches, seek intervention
Any prevention but you blow up
Nothing I can do can cure the disease it’s you against you in reality
So I stand by your side as you fight the fight
And pray for my life you won’t blow up

Blow B-A-M

It’s not easy going through your phases
You’re lucky that I love you and I’ll do what it takes to cope
I’ll play this game of Minesweeper
Hold on tight if I need to
Baby please
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow

(Instrumental)

It’s not easy going through your phases
You’re lucky that I love you and I’ll do what it takes to cope
I’ll play this game of Minesweeper
Hold on tight if I need to
Baby please
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow
Don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow up don’t blow

Instead of Tetris I got Brick Game
Instead of Thomas I got a toy train
Instead of Trouble I got Ludo/ Instead of Barbie I got a play doll
I said that’s fine
I said I don’t mind

But there’s a difference between the real and fake stuff
And I’m not gonna go cheap on love
If there’s a difference between what I get and what’s enough
I’m not gonna go cheap on love

If you want me you gotta give me what you got
If you love me you gotta show me who you are
I want Tetris not Brick Game, Thomas not a toy train/ Trouble not Ludo, Barbie not a play doll
I want you, the whole you, nothing but you
I want you, the whole you, nothing but you

Instead of Wonka I got Homebrand
Instead of Talkboy I got cassettes
Instead of Furby I got a soft toy
Instead of Poo-Chi I got a yo-yo

But there’s a difference between the real and fake stuff
And I’m not gonna go cheap on love
If there’s a difference between what I get and what’s enough
I’m not gonna go cheap on love

If you want me you gotta give me what you got
If you love me you gotta show me who you are
I want Wonka not Homebrand, Talkboy not cassettes
Furby not a soft toy, Poo-Chi not a yo-yo
I want Tetris not Brick Game, Thomas not a toy train
I want Trouble not Ludo, Barbie not a play doll
I want you, the whole you, nothing but you
I want you, the whole you, nothing but you
I want you, the whole you, nothing but you

Oh my oh no, this you and me thing is stalling
Oh my oh no, this L-O-V-E is failing
Oh my on no, I think that we’re falling out of love
Out of love, out of love
It’s dangerous
Oh my oh no, we built a fort together
Oh my oh no, pinky promised it’s forever
Oh my oh no, I think that we’re both getting bored
Getting bored, yeah I’m bored
This ain’t meant to happen

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

Oh my oh no, we’ve trashed the life plans we scripted
Oh my oh no, our perfect little world has shifted
Oh my oh no, I think that we’re close to breaking off
Breaking off, breaking off
It’s all crumbling (down)

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

Our hearts could be breaking
Is it worth saving?
It’s not a chance I’m taking
Cause I feel nothing

Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
We’re losing it, I feel every hit
We’re falling into bits oh my oh no

Looking around has taught me that
I’m not moving on boy, I’m moving up
I’ll jiggle and I’ll mingle and I’ll bend and snap
But I’m not moving moving on boy, I’m moving up

I used to be held back, held back
But I’m free of that, I’m free of that
I’m keen to be seen, I’m fresh and I’m mean
And I can book you a slot after Gary, Ash and Brock, cause

I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
Never thought I’d be the one, never thought I’d ever fall
Down, dust off, move on, move up
Realise the night is mine
I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
I can see that now you’re gone the world has opened up its doors
Wide, so I’ll go in and I’ve
Realised that I’m a pokémaster

Being with you was a drain on my swag
You came up short and I want better than that
I’m glad I didn’t kiss but kick your *ss
You came up short and I want better than that

I used to be held back, held back
But I’m free of that, I’m free of that
I’m keen to be seen, I’m fresh and I’m mean
And I can book you a slot after Gary, Ash and Brock, cause

I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
Never thought I’d be the one, never thought I’d ever fall
Down, dust off, move on, move up
Realise the night is mine
I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
I can see that now you’re gone the world has opened up its doors
Wide, so I’ll go in and I’ve
Realised that I’m a pokémaster

Let’s dance, it’s easy right, just follow the moves like all the others do
Step right, and clap, turn me around
I’ll keep you thinking that this is gonna happen
Turn me back, tap your feet, bow down
When the final note is done and you look up I’ll be gone (where is she?)

I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
Never thought I’d be the one, never thought I’d ever fall
Down, dust off, move on, move up
Realise the night is mine
I’m gonna catch’em all, catch’em in my poké balls
I can see that now you’re gone the world has opened up its doors
Wide, so I’ll go in and I’ve
Realised that I’m a pokémaster

You left me and at the time
It almost hurt but I was fine
Cause I could hold to everything I had
I focused on the ceiling
In the morning when I woke without you
Then I made my breakfast like I always did
And oh the time you showed me all your Tazos wiped
Just like us, two kids dressing up as adults
And oh I’m lost and better off in denial
Moving on, cause alone has no instruction manual

What we were, what we were
I can’t forget what we were
What we were, what we were
What we were, what we were
I can’t forget what we were
What we were, what we were

You left me and I was fine
But now I’m losing control of my mind
And the blurry shapes of our past are flooding back
And oh I wonder how many sunsets it takes to seal the cut
To stop these sickly sweet memories of us
I don’t need to remember how you felt when I was cold
And I didn’t say a thing but you’d just know and you’d hold me
Take me out, show me off to your friends and be so dam proud of me

What we were, what we were
I can’t forget what we were
What we were, what we were
What we said, what we did
All the things I could forgive
What we were, what we were
What we were, what we were

Cause I’m a warrior
You can’t take me
You can’t take me out
Cause I’m a warrior
This can’t break me
This can’t break me down
You may have thought the memory of your love would be stronger
That you could stab me and leave me to bleed
But I’m gonna take my pride and push past it to patch the puncture
And go back to me, me

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

Cause I’m a warrior
I don’t need you
I don’t need you now
Cause I’m a warrior
Cause I’m a warrior
I can push the churning feelings that you left me with out

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

Love can drag me down, but it’s all done now
I’m an Amazon warrior beneath my chest
This ain’t so bad I can take it
This ain’t so bad I can take it
Medieval worlds, lands of beasts and gods
But you’re just a boy and I am strong
I got a Chakram and this ain’t so bad, I can take it

Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
I’m Xena, I’m Xena

You showed up late in a scrambled state
Sweat drenched across your chest, not looking great
Then you almost cried as you told me why
I almost laughed as I said ‘don’t stress it, it’s fine’
You asked me what I wanted
I didn’t drink milk but they only served shakes
I said ‘hey let’s go walking’
When we started to talk, we could talk for days
I figured it would all be over soon
I figured we wouldn’t make it through but

Our first date was the ideal disaster
Our first date was a mess from the start
Our first date couldn’t have been better
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart

You were walking into poles, tripping on your shoes
I was helping you out & laughing up my food
You dressed like an ogre & danced like a boulder
But said that you knew Judo & how to flip pancakes over
I begged you to show me a move
And you gave me a bleeding nose
I held a tissue to my face
And when our eyes met then time froze
This date was as bad as it gets
But I didn’t want it to ever end

Our first date was the ideal disaster
Our first date was a mess from the start
Our first date couldn’t have been better
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart

Sometimes you don’t know what you want
Until it’s right there in front of you
With messy hair & its tie done up wrong

Our first date was the ideal disaster
Our first date was a mess from the start
Our first date couldn’t have been better
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart

Our first date was the ideal disaster
Our first date was a mess from the start
Our first date couldn’t have been better
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart
Cause at the end of the day you won my heart
You won my heart

We run run run
We run around this town
We run around this town
It goes so fast
It goes so fast
We can’t make it out before it goes
You hold me down and make me see
One hour chilled passes faster than the rush
Bolting after greyscale dreams
Ain’t make me half as happy as your touch

Don’t leave me please
Let me feel that rough warmth of your hands
As you grab onto mine now

And we’ll be dancing like we’re crazy
Kissing in the street
You’ll almost finish your Bubble Tape
Then leave the last piece for me
We’re not surgeons,
Rock stars or kings
But I couldn’t be happier
It’s all the little things
It’s all the little things
It’s all the little things

You’re Spice Girl bright, you’re Remix Sprite
You’ve made me realise the world’s so very odd
You’re Go-Gurt tubes, you’re candy fruits
I need more of you the moment that you’re gone
You hold me down and make me see
This happiness we’re looking for is already here
I don’t need much when you’re with me
I get a super power boost when our brown eyes meet

Don’t leave me please
Let me feel the wind whip up my hair
As you take me and spin me round

And we’ll be dancing like we’re crazy
Kissing in the street
You’ll almost finish your Bubble Tape
Then leave the last piece for me
We’re not surgeons,
Rock stars or kings
But I couldn’t be happier
It’s all the little things
It’s all the little things
It’s all the little things

I’m consistently the most dressed up but not the best looking
I’m a waste of space with sport & I fail at cooking
But you chose me, you chose me, you chose me
I’m not the jealous type but I’m getting jealous
Cause you’re the perfect sort of guy which makes me nervous
And you chose me, you chose me, you chose me

I want this to be Beauty And The Beast
I want Sense And Sensibility
I want Notting Hill, As Good As It Gets and Sleepless In Seattle
There’s not a thing I Hate About You
I’m Clueless, you’re high IQ
And I’ll never be cast for a romance movie
But after all that baby
You chose me

I tend to over-analyse and take things to heart
You’re always playing the rock while I’m falling apart
But you chose me, you chose me, you chose me

I want the Titanic deck scene
I want While You Were Sleeping
I want She’s All That, The Bodyguard and Something About Mary
I want Groundhog Day, One Fine Day
Dammit I want You’ve Got Mail
But I’d never be cast for a romance movie
And after all that baby
You chose me

With my procrastinations
Me, with my Starbucks addiction
Me with my old laptop that barely stays awake
And my dam chipped nails
Me, with my odd collections
Me, with my irrational spending
Me, with my piles of language books
And apparent lack of multi-lingual ability
Me, you chose me

Didn’t you organise this?
Didn’t you choose and set the date?
Didn’t you wanna do this?
Have that pleading look smacked on your face?
Didn’t you ever get taught what it means to meet up?
Didn’t you ever learn to raise your dam eyes up?

Cause I’m over this scene
You’re glued to the screen like it’s your BFF buddy
You’re gonna lose me
If you don’t switch of your your your your walkie talkie

Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie
Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie

Didn’t you organise this?
Didn’t you wanna do this?
Didn’t you ever think to look at someone while you talk?
Didn’t you ever have a conversation with someone that’s not a bot?

Cause I’m over this scene
You’re glued to the screen like it’s your BFF buddy
You’re gonna lose me
If you don’t switch of your your your your walkie talkie

Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie
Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie

Cause I don’t care if it’s the last level of a game and then you’ve won
I don’t care if the message that you just got was from your mum
I don’t care if you found an article on curing cancer
I don’t care if the pope is calling, don’t friggen answer
You bring me out here to decorate your blind spot
I’m not your email cause that can wait and I cannot
And I’m close to throwing the slab of wires into a trough
So pretend it’s a movie theatre and switch it off

Cause I’m over this scene
You’re glued to the screen like it’s your BFF buddy
You’re gonna lose me
If you don’t switch of your your your your walkie talkie
Cause I’m over this scene
You’re gonna lose me

Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie
Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie
Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie
Woah Switch switch off off your your your walkie talkie

I’m gonna cover my breakfast in sprinkles
I’m gonna paint my nails in rainbows
I’m gonna kiss you, keep it simple
We’ll forget the rules and do what we want

Cause why not
Let’s ditch the scene and join the circus
Cause why not
Let’s switch the jeans, dress up as pirates
So dam nuts
Let’s go crazy laughing and make a mess
For real
Let’s forget serious

I’m gonna spray my walls with spray paint
I’m gonna swap my lunch for sorbet
I’m gonna dance with you at the bus stop while we wait
We’ll forget the rules and do what we want

Cause why not
Let’s ditch the scene and join the circus
Cause why not
Let’s switch the jeans, dress up as pirates
So dam nuts
Let’s go crazy laughing and make a mess
For real
Let’s forget serious

Let’s forget work, forget pay
Forget being an important someone
Forget cool, forget lame
Forget pleasing anyone at all
Let’s forget the stupid stuff
Let’s forget serious

Cause why not
Let’s ditch the scene and join the circus
Cause why not
Let’s switch the jeans, dress up as pirates
So dam nuts
Let’s go crazy laughing and make a mess
For real
Let’s forget serious

You shot me down, aimed with your lens
I had a slight glisten of our future right then
Just a peep- barely that
The reflection in your eyes of how the memories would come back
And we’d wait at the photo store hours at a time
Half the film would be rubbish and hardly worth the while

We were one shot one time film strip lovers
We kept one shot one time film strips forever
We live one shot one time film strip daydreams
Through our one shot one time film strip memories

You took me round, we saw the world
We captured it in the freeze frames of our hungry, loved-up minds
You filled those snaps of my life
With so many stories, already myths re-written a hundred million times
And we’d wait at the photo store, hours at a time
For the photo lady to lock away just a second of our lives

We were one shot one time film strip lovers
We kept one shot one time film strips forever
We live one shot one time film strip daydreams
Through our one shot one time film strip memories
Through our one shot one time film strip memories

Working out is hard, you feel it down in your Saiyan heart
You may push up, flop and get up but don’t ever drop and give up no
The Earth has its worriers and you can be their warrior
Hit’em like a Spirit Bomb, show’em you’re in perfect form

No time is better than now
So grind those extra reps, grind those reps, grind those reps out

Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
Break those mental walls
Grab yourself some Dragon balls
Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
If the Earth needs saving
Be prepared to fight and save it

Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Like Goku
Like Goku

They say there’s superfoods, smoosh’em you get super juice
So drop your sugar fat sticks, kick the habit then jump on it
You know that Master Roshi likes it dark, green and leafy
For killer Dragon Throws healthy stuffs the way to go

No time is better than now
So grind those extra reps, grind those reps, grind those reps out

Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
Break those mental walls
Grab yourself some Dragon balls
Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
If the Earth needs saving
Be prepared to fight and save it

Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Like Goku
Like Goku

Run run run run run run run
Run run run run run run run run
Lap the world
Lap the world
Lap the world
Lap the world
Run run run run run run run
Run run run run run run run run
Lap the world
Lap the world
Lap the world
Lap the world

Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
Break those mental walls
Grab yourself some Dragon balls
Work it out like Goku
Be a Super Saiyan too
If the Earth needs saving
Be prepared to fight and save it

Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Be Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Krillin it Krillin it like Goku
Work it out like Goku
Like Goku
Like Goku

Time to sleep, or, are you waking up?

(In order of appearance)
Sister of mine, mother of mine
Sontar-huh, sontar-huh, sontar-huh, sontar-huh
Raxacoricofallapatorius
Moisturise Me! Moisturise Me!
Are you my mummy, are you my mummy?
Information, Information
You will be assimilated, assimilated
Don’t don’t don’t blink no, don’t don’t don’t blink
E-e-e-exterminate, e-e-e-exterminate
You are the weakest link
You should kill us all on sight
Burn with me
The fat just walks away, just walks away that’s what it does, the fat just walks away
Count the shadows

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire
Through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought
And a whole terrible, wonderful universe of possibilities
You see these eyes, they’re old eyes and one thing I can tell you
Monsters are real

Nothing was strange at all
All of the world carried on
Things fell as they should fall
Time went as time goes, on and on and on
It was fine all fine until
The aliens came

Valentine’s Day you got me flowers
Pretty pink roses and sweet love letters
Easter Day you got me chocolates
Yeah they were the good ones in the shiny wrappers
But on my Birthday, I said “Babe
I can see those cute little boxes that you brought me
They’re probably something nice like jewellery
But that just don’t cut it for me”

If you really want my love
Wanna show me what I mean to you
Then you gotta lift your game up
Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh

If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want

You’re not time lord material clearly
Your screwdriver’s not even sonic, not even nearly
But I can wait it out or teleport a century
If I’ve got a blue police box to take me
I know you’re spun out, it’s a lot to take in too
But I believe in the future and past of us, I believe in you
So take the next step, treat it like a recipe
If you want a literal forever with me

If you really want my love
Wanna show me what I mean to you
Then you gotta lift your game up
Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh

If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want

Cause I don’t think a hundred years is long enough for you and me, no
Cause I need you to be with me through war and peace,
Kings and presidents, space invasions, robots, Daleks and anything at all

I wanna travel through time and space
Be the hero who saves the day
So if you wanna do this yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
And feeling that special way
So if my heart’s your target yo
Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh

If you wanna do this
Baby, get me a TARDIS
If my heart’s your target
You know what I want
Oh- If you wanna do this
Yo- Baby, get me a TARDIS
Oh- If my heart’s your target
Baby, get me a TARDIS

The road twists and gets darker by the day
It becomes so much harder to see the way
You lose your crutches and your shortcuts are sealed with clay
You learn that there’s no such thing as safe
It’s hard when you can’t tell your future, oh
But it’s all a part of the adventure

When I say run- run, reverse polarity
Be fantastic, allons-y
You might be scared but
You got a brave heart
Say Geronimo and take the world on
No more pudding brain
No more hum hum maybes
No more poppycock
Don’t be a jelly baby
No more pudding brain
No more hum hum maybes
No more poppycock
Take the world on

You feel trapped and like you’re carrying the Earth’s weight
You feel lost and your mind can’t think things out straight
You try convince yourself there’s an easier path to take
Then you learn that easy never works out great
It’s hard when you can’t tell your future, oh
But it’s all a part of the adventure

When I say run- run, reverse polarity
Be fantastic, allons-y
You might be scared but
You got a brave heart
Say Geronimo and take the world on
No more pudding brain
No more hum hum maybes
No more poppycock
Don’t be a jelly baby
No more pudding brain
No more hum hum maybes
No more poppycock
Take the world on

Oh oh oh everything was impossible once
Oh oh oh all change starts with taking the world on

When I say run- run, reverse polarity
Be fantastic, allons-y
You might be scared but
You got a brave heart
Say Geronimo and take the world on
When I say run- run, reverse polarity
Be fantastic, allons-y
You might be scared but
You got a brave heart
Say Geronimo, take, take the world on

Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a police box that lives in a blue world
And all time and all space
And everywhere she waits
Is just blue, like her
Inside and outside

Blue her panels
Blue bars on her windows
And blue framed doors
Cause everything is blue that’s hers
And herself
When she’s left waiting around
Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

Blue like The Siren or Sontaran armour
Blue like a slim Dorian Maldovar
Blue, how she feels being taken by Torchwood
Or in the pit of an impossible planet
Watching out like the blue eye of a Dalek
Forgotten and left all alone just waiting
Blue from locking up the light and life inside
Blue like the feeling of being left behind

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

Inside and outside
Blue her panels
Blue bars on her windows
And blue framed doors
Cause everything is blue that’s hers
And herself
When she’s left waiting around
Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
She’s blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

We’re the trash cans with the nobbly bits,
Blue eye telescopes staring right at you,
Funny voices, hands that are plungers and whisks
Not so funny when we go and zap you
Silly human beings, thinking they could make us
Iron soldiers right? Yeah, you see why they’re so worthless
I think that the Earth has had enough of their existence
Which is why we’ll gladly go and get rid of them

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world

There’s the Doctor right, he gets mixed up in things
Just cause of this time war we have, which by the way we’re gonna win
He may have foiled us once, he may have foiled us twice
But he’s just delaying our glorious, inevitable rise
Our plans are simply getting more ingenious
Soon enough he’ll be wiped right off the planet
Without the Doctor, the humans are hopeless
Not much of a threat, more just an annoyance

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world
Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
This world is a Dalek’s world

Dalek Sec had some ideas
Human-Dalek hybrid traitors
He thought that we should change the race
But he was wrong
We were born to hate

Exterminate the human race
It’s time we rise in their place
Exterminate the human race
Bow down to the emperor
This world is a Dalek’s world

I’ve always lingered on the littlest things
Odd oddities, straight lines hitting kinks
My mind could write tapes over
A hundred, billion times with the drumming of my mind
I’d take time travel, screw it right up
Try to tell you how I feel, stuff it up, go back, stuff it up
Then I’d go and lock myself in
Hidden away in my time travel space ship

Cause I’d be the fattest Face Of Boe
With the biggest collection of guitars and novelty pens
I’d be the Doctor’s greatest foe
Paradoxing over the lamest, simplest things

If I had hold of time
I’d waste that power good
I’d make a mess of that role
Oh oh oh oh
(I’d eat it and eat it again
Then zap myself back to when
The cheesecake was whole
The cheesecake was whole x2)
If I had hold of time
I’d waste that power good
I’d make a mess of that role
Oh oh oh oh
(I’d eat it and eat it again
Then zap myself back to when
The cheesecake was whole
The cheesecake was whole x2)

If I stared into the vortex of time
I’d lose my mind, straight up, knocked out in one shot
Without you, I’d be lost in a pointless,
Endless empty space
I’d wanna redo my life all up, all over
Ripping holes in time and space as I go there
Stumbling like a kid with a nuclear bomb
Lost like a teen looking for some fun

I’d be the fattest Face Of Boe
With the biggest collection of guitars and novelty pens
I’d be the Doctor’s greatest foe
Paradoxing over the lamest, simplest things

If I had hold of time
I’d waste that power good
I’d make a mess of that role
Oh oh oh oh
(I’d eat it and eat it again
Then zap myself back to when
The cheescake was whole
The cheesecake was whole x2)
If I had hold of time
I’d waste that power good
I’d make a mess of that role
Oh oh oh oh
(I’d eat it and eat it again
Then zap myself back to when
The cheescake was whole
The cheesecake was whole x3)

Oh you’ve been down yeah
In different worlds
But you didn’t ever lose hope, no
Not when stabbed by an alien witch,
Rejected in your dreams or bartering with galactic fish
Cause it gets tough right?
That time lord thing
Everyone’s counting on you to win
It’s not your planet
It’s not your job
But you can’t help that helping stuff

It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you’re stuck on Mars and you can hear them screaming
It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you swear that you’ll help until they both stop beating
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh, oh

Oh you’ve been stranded
You nearly died
Some loony aged you til you shrunk in size
You crossed dimensions
Sprinted space and time
Just to set things from wrong to right
You could just leave it
Have holidays
For the next dozen centuries
But you can’t stop it
It’s in your veins
And you won’t leave things til they’re A-OK

It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you’re stuck on Mars and you can hear them screaming
It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you swear that you’ll help until they both stop beating
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh, oh

<Instrumental>

It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you’re stuck on Mars and you can hear them screaming
It’s hard not to care when you’ve got two hearts
And you swear that you’ll help until they both stop beating
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh
It’s hard not to care when you
You got two hearts, you got two hearts, oh

You shout it out
But I can’t hear a word you say
It’s discord and rhyme
But I’ll hunt til I find you
They’ll cut me down
Their sticks and stones may break my bones
But I’ll fight the crowds
Cause I’m hungry like the wolf

And with a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
You’re like voodoo baby- your tainted love
Is a poison paradise
It just takes hold
So I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss
I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss

Like a ghost town
With haunted memories of us
The night is awire
But I’ll hunt til I find you
With their stone hearts
They may shoot their machine guns at us
Burn the Earth afire
But I’m hungry like the wolf

And with a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
You’re like voodoo baby- your tainted love
Is a poison paradise
It just takes hold
So I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss
I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss

The scars of your love remind me of us
And keep me thinking that we could have it all
I’ll spend my last two bits, I’ll put it on the Ritz
Cause I’m thinking that we could have it all
The scars of your love remind me of us
I’ll spend my last two bits so we can have it all, because

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
You’re like voodoo baby- your tainted love
Is a poison paradise
It just takes hold
So I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss
I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Don’t bring me down grooss
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
Don’t bring me down gross
Your tainted love is paradise
Don’t bring me down gross
So I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
So I’ll run to this crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love

If Bieber was the companion
He’d baby baby baby oh
Instagram the details
Then make a Zoolander cameo

If Harry Potter was the companion
He’d expelliaramus in battle
Hit on Amy Pond
And have a screwdriver vs wand duel

If Hawking was the companion
He’d roll his eyes at every turn
Correct the Doctor’s miscalculations
And end fighting him wielding a spoon

If Murdoch was the companion
He’d find a way to capitalise
Hack the Dalek’s cellphones
And beat them through the headlines

If the Doctor picks a new companion
We could live in a different world
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The changes could be absurd
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The Earth could run amuck
If the Doctor picks a new companion
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up

If Simon Cowell was the companion
He’d scour space and time
To assemble an alien boyband
He could both profit off and criticise

If Kim Kardashian was the companion
She’d make trips a reality show
Wear almost nothing
But still sell it as a range of clothes

If Aquaman was the companion
He wouldn’t be much use
Unless they went underwater
Then he might be of some use

If Madonna was the companion
She’d make each trip a Madonna show
Get Sycorax backing dancers
Then make a time travel fitness video

If the Doctor picks a new companion
We could live in a different world
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The changes could be absurd
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The Earth could run amuck
If the Doctor picks a new companion
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up

If Sheldon Cooper was the companion
He’d turn the TARDIS into a lab
Deal with his mummy problems
And be soothed by casual maths

If Miranda Kerr was the companion
The Doctor wouldn’t be able to concentrate
She wouldn’t help much with the soloutions
But her episodes would look truly great

If Oprah was the companion
She’d inspire aliens to reach their dreams
Find a future weight loss solution
And interview ancient celebrities

If Kylie Minogue was the companion
Oh wait, we’ve already done that
You remember that Titanic episode
Yeah, she’d do that

If the Doctor picks a new companion
We could live in a different world
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The changes could be absurd
If the Doctor picks a new companion
The Earth could run amuck
If the Doctor picks a new companion
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up
Let’s hope he don’t stuff it up

Life was great in my Tom Baker scarf
In the kitchen popping popcorn
The lounge was set in my favourite shade of tartan
And I put the kettle on
I was prepared for a night in, my nails were TARDIS blue
On the couch, slightly right, locked into my imprint groove
So relaxed, so alive, hot chocolate with my popcorn
Sonic screwdriver remote to turn the screen on

But then the first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
I was glued there like the Teller held my gaze
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life

I sat frozen, chocolate spilling down my chin,
My hands shaking as it hit me
Memories flooding back as if I was a Ganger
It didn’t feel like me
Like River said, spoilers weren’t meant to be watched before
My timey wimey stuff was messed up something rough for sure
I stared through my tears, the screen went blurry and soft
But I couldn’t bring myself to turn it off

Cause the first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
Absorbed like Absorbaloff’s prey
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life

Ruined, foiled, it broke my plans, my dreams, I had a perfect streak
I crumbled like I lost all of my bones, crunched like stone
Time that I can’t get back, can’t hack it
Like I’m on the Wi-fi, weeping like an Angel
Lost in my time wime, popping popcorn like pills
It hurts, it’s lame, it kills

The first thing that came on
Was the recap of last week’s episode
Sucked into The Idiot’s Lantern
I can’t re-write time- the recap ruined my life
I can’t press rewind- the recap ruined my life
I can’t re-write time
I can’t press rewind
The recap ruined my life
The recap ruined my life

From a frock coat, monocle and cape, with hair gelled back
To cosmic hobo with that Spock style hair and excessive hats
To a velvet jacket, leather gloves and big bowtie
To a scarf that’s become a staple of the Doctor style

Do that cream thing with a celery badge
Bring patchwork and polka dots back
Get into question marks and plaid pants
Then go regal with a silk cravat

Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Oh work that tweed like no one’s watching
Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Doctor stylin
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’

Street smart chic, all black, leather, jeans and class
To chucks with a tight suit, loose tie and 3D glasses
Elbow patches, a fez and a cool bow tie
To a black suit with a stylish red lining inside

Flick that screwdriver round, throw a wink to the side
Never going out of season
Pulling off that Mad Hatter, cricketer vibe oh

Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Oh work that tweed like no one’s watching
Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Doctor stylin
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’

Break it down, put it on, yes I’m speaking bout that long, brown coat
Give it a twirl, you look fine, in that black, V-neck shirt

Got that quirky out of this world sort of style
Getting everybody’s attention
Strutting around the runways of time oh

Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Oh work that tweed like no one’s watching
Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Doctor stylin

Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Oh work that tweed like no one’s watching
Oh we be Doctor stylin’
Doctor stylin

Oh Oh Doctor stylin’
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’
Oh Oh Doctor stylin’

If only I saw reason
And thought things through
Passing through the seasons
Aint something I would do
I always seem to cause a mess
Missing people and exploding things
It can be a curse
This time lord life of mine

If only I couldn’t turn back time
If only I was like other normal guys
If only I couldn’t turn back time
I wouldn’t mess with their lives
With their lives

I’d still be keen on science
I’d still build stuff with screws
Go read up on aliens
Find ways to make the news
But I always seem to cause a mess
Diseases and evil beasts
Cause I keep travelling
Through future and history

If only I couldn’t turn back time
If only I was like other normal guys
If only I couldn’t turn back time
I wouldn’t mess

But dang it’s oh so fun to go
I’ll fix it up if things go wrong

If only I couldn’t turn back time
If only I was like other normal guys
If only I couldn’t turn back time
I wouldn’t mess with their lives

If only I couldn’t turn back time
If only I was like other normal guys
If only I couldn’t turn back time
I wouldn’t mess with their lives

If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
If only I couldn’t
(fade out)

Warning, this song contains spoilers
If you haven’t watched Doctor Who…
What the hell is wrong with you?

A time lord was born in Gallifray
He borrowed, kinda stole, a type 40 TARDIS one day
There were evil Daleks blowing up his planet which was lame
But he did voodoo time travel
And his planet ended M.I.A.
Long story short
The Daleks all went boom kabam
In the meanwhile
The time lord went zoom kazam
Or more woosh woosh
In his time travel machine
Off to other worlds, times
And realities

He called himself the Doctor
A general fix-it guy
The sort that saves the world
A hundred times before sunrise
Trying to make people better
As a promise to live by
Though he’s a normal doctor
According to his paper at times
He plucked out some companions
Like Susan, Zoe, Sarah-Jane,
Martha, Donna and Amy just to name some names
He took them in his spaceship
With his screwdriver in hand
That’s his sorta weapon
Seems to somehow solve most anything

This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
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This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start

So, back to the wooshing
The adventures and absurd
He’d stick around Earth at times
Cause humans look time lord
But venture out as well
On spacecrafts and alien worlds
Sometimes to answer calls for help
But often to impress the girls
He spoke five billion tongues
But that was often not enough
There wasn’t a single stop on his trips
That didn’t end up rough
Wherever he went
There always seemed to be trouble
And he’d only ever fix it when it all seemed impossible

There was Daleks, Silents, Zarbi, Mister Sweet and Moroks
Mechanoids, Rills, Vinvocci and Chumblie Robots
There was Cybermen, Adipose, Racness and Krotons
Silurians, Jagrafess, Macra and Autons,
Ashta Verada, a Star Whale and Draconians
Sontarans, Tritovore, Swampies and even Vardans
There was Catkind, Sycorax, Werewolves and Reapers
Ood, Toclathane, Hath and Weeping Angels

This is just the start (Ya-YA)
This is just the start (Mhmm)
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start
This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start

He thought that he might be the only time lord in town
But this clown called The Master or Missy came around
A bit of a nutso, psychopathic, fun nonetheless right?
He slash she almost destroyed the universe
The Doctor got married to a girl with a song in her name
And had a daughter engineered through his DNA
But his family was much much much bigger than that
All his companions and the people he saved had his back

Like Rose, the Bad Wolf girl who wore a Union Jack
Dug him so much, she crossed dimensions to get him back
Or Clara, the impossible girl who at one point could hack
She split herself in a million bits to save his time lord ass
Or Jo, who got married to a scientist man
Who apparently reminded her of The Doctor as a lad
Or Martha, a real doctor doctor with epic stunts
She taught the world his name, made them speak it all at once

This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start
This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start

At points he did get lonely traveling space and time
Saving constellations, planets and lives
People would leave or he’d leave them, by and by
But he’d never leave their hearts, memories or their minds
It’s not surprising how easily he’d pick folks up
It’s hard to resist when the adventures never stop
And we’ve come along with him
We know it’s a helluva journey
And this is just the start
In a one song summary

This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start
This is just the start
This is just the start
This just the start
This is just the, this is just the start

It’s as easy when you’re freaked out to freak out
As it is to play when you’re gonna win
And you know it
Cause it’s rigged and you’ve got it
Handshakes, contracts, all in the pocket
The real world ain’t mapped out
There ain’t no deal that’ll make it do
Exactly what you want it to
So it looks like it’s up to you

To break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

So all the time lists and to dos
Haven’t quite been seen to the end
It’s probably time to do them
Cause no one’s waging bets on your resolutions
See that thing you want
It ain’t gonna sit and wait all day
Cause neat things like that tend to stray
And you don’t want it to get away

So break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown
Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
Zam Kazam you’re my Superman

When my world was full of grey
And there was trouble on the way
And everyone I spoke to was
Telling me to pay up
I got feeling low
Looking out my window
Shifting through my wardrobe
Til you were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah

When all the monsters came
And made me sign up my name
And told me that I had to kiss ass
And suck up
I got feeling sad
Staring at a notepad
Slowly going mad
Til you were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

When I was down in the gutter crying
“Who’s gonna help me?”
“Save me! Save me! Who’s gonna save me?”
Woosh you flied
What a pretty cape you saved my life
And oh
Now I’m never gonna slip gonna let you go
Cause you fly over like woah
You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
Like woah

When I was with my folks
Going through all their jokes
And every part of me was saying
I’m gonna chuck up
I got feeling down
Poured up another round
And then without a sound
You were there like

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Right into my hands like
You’re on command
My Superman
Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
Save me cause you can
My Superman
You’re my Superman

Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman
Woah woah
You’re my Superman

As I jiggle down the street
With no view of my feet
Everyone will look at me
As their jaws hit their knees
Cause I’d be all that they’d see

I’d be a star I’d have the hits
I’d have the world’s greatest bits
Every boy’s fantasy
And every girl’s enemy
I’d rule the whole galaxy
With my vanity
And fill all the Googles and the Youtubes
Cause everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs
Yeah everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs

I know you’d all be impressed
With my monumental double latte chest
I’d have tailors working for free
Making homes for my puppies
Cause they would wanna see
That they’re properly dressed

I’d be a star I’d have the hits
I’d have the world’s greatest bits
Every boy’s fantasy
And every girl’s enemy
I’d rule the whole galaxy
With my vanity
And fill all the Googles and the Youtubes
Cause everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs
Yeah everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs

I’d be a star I’d have the hits
I’d have the world’s greatest bits
Every boy’s fantasy
And every girl’s enemy
I’d rule the whole galaxy
With my vanity
And fill all the Googles and the Youtubes
Cause everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs
Yeah everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs
Yeah everyone would want my
Monolithically huge boobs

I thought I made my mind up yesterday
But I slept on it and it changed
I’d flip a coin but I don’t have the money
Cause I spent it all on a guy that doesn’t love me
I’m three days past the due date
Called my tutor to say
I’ve got a chronic case of stomach aches
Makes sense after all the crap I ate

I know I could be something
I know I’ve got the brains
But the last stop on this train I took
Left me dropped and feeling drained
So many deadlines flying
I’d be lying if I’d say
I cared in any way

I’m lost in all the could bes
My path looks so deranged
Little little wins, mega mega set backs
But I’ve got someone to talk to
I’ve got a place to stay
And you know about that

Kudos to my friends for coming over
Kudos for beating me at Jenga
Kudos for cheese toasties and tea
Kudos for fold out sofas
Kudos for movie re-runs
And kudos for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me

So the boogeyman moved inside my post box
If I don’t check then I don’t know it
I dropped my keys into the river like murder
My phone’s speaking Chinese
I guess I better learn it
I’m always on Facebook chat
Cause I’ve totally got the time for that
And my shirt was funny when I got it way back

Look I know I could be something
I know I’ve got the brains
But the last stop on this train I took
Left me dropped and feeling drained
So many deadlines flying
I’d be lying if I’d say
I cared in any way

I’m lost in all the could bes
My path looks so deranged
Little little wins, mega mega set backs
But I’ve got someone to talk to
I’ve got a place to stay
And you know about that

Kudos to my friends for coming over
Kudos for beating me at Jenga
Kudos for cheese toasties and tea
Kudos for fold out sofas
Kudos for movie re-runs
And kudos for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me
And kudos for random Snapchat
Kudos for having my back
Kudos for free to air TV
Kudos for being my shoulder
Kudos for teaching me foosball
And kudos for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me

Thanks for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me
I’m free to be
What I know I can be

Kudos to my friends for coming over
Kudos for beating me at Jenga
Kudos for cheese toasties and tea
Kudos for fold out sofas
Kudos for movie re-runs
And kudos for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me
And kudos for random Snapchat
Kudos for having my back
Kudos for free to air TV
Kudos for being my shoulder
Kudos for teaching me foosball
And kudos for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me

Thanks for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me
Thanks for sticking with me

I don’t care if I’ve got to steal a neighbour’s cat
If I’ve got to wear meet or a telephone hat
I don’t care if I’ve got to find a Honey Badger
Or cry over Britney shaving her hair off
It’s A-OK to make a Harry Potter play
Channel suicide like Lana Del Rey
I’ll be flying down like Superman
Evolutionising dance
Elevator pranks
She bang she bang

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

Winning winning like a Nyan cat
Charlie ain’t coollike he bit my finger
Mystery guitar woman, baby baby
Throw my own green tea party- maybe?
Will I be a Mac or a PC?
Storm a Taylor Swift acceptance speech
Like trouble, goat, trouble, goat
Like a boss, like Jizz, I’m on a boat

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

It’s not as easy as it seems
Dubbing over Hitler scenes
Competing with re-run TV
Drumming apes or Rick Astley
It may not OK Go my way
Picking which Backstreet Boy is gay
Some folks won’t dig my Super-bass
Shoes
Eh-eh
Tom Cruise

Going Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

A night in Paris with the free hugs guy
Ripping it up angry German style
Like Susan Boyle with her Numa Numa on
Coning Kony in a lip synch song
Like planking on Venice Beach under Chocolate Rain
With the Star Wars kid never gonna give it up
Never gonna, never gonna give it up no
Not til I go

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Friday Viral
Oh

You tug down on my hands
Bring my lungs to breathe
You push me to stand
When I’m down and I’m dropping out

You sing my heart beat up
You’re my blanket when I sleep
You wrap me in your heat
When I’m down and I’m falling out

Baby
I don’t want to bring you down with me
It would break me
If I knew that I’d bring you down with me

But you’re stronger than the blows
And oh-oh with you here I can work it out
We’ll grow bigger than we’ll know
Oh-oh cause the sum of us is more than us alone

Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us
Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us

We’ll burn those bridges down
They’re not something we need
When the planks they lay across
Are weak and they’re shaky

We’ll build our own supports
Chatter through our knees
Tie double-triple knots
And lift our un-stuck feet

Cause baby
I don’t want to bring you down with me
It would break me
If I knew I’d bring you down with me

But we’re stronger than the blows
And oh-oh with you here I can work it out
We’ll grow bigger than they’ll know
Oh-oh cause the sum of us is more than us alone

Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us
Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us

Plans may blow out
But we won’t give up

Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us
Oh oh oh
The world is tough
But it can’t beat the sum of us
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
You can’t beat the sum of us
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
You can’t beat the sum of us

It’s as easy when you’re freaked out to freak out
As it is to play when you’re gonna win
And you know it
Cause it’s rigged and you’ve got it
Handshakes, contracts, all in the pocket
The real world ain’t mapped out
There ain’t no deal that’ll make it do
Exactly what you want it to
So it looks like it’s up to you

To break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

So all the time lists and to dos
Haven’t quite been seen to the end
It’s probably time to do them
Cause no one’s waging bets on your resolutions
See that thing you want
It ain’t gonna sit and wait all day
Cause neat things like that tend to stray
And you don’t want it to get away

So break it down
Into baby steps
Kill’em all one by one
Sort it out
Untangle
All the problems that may come

Bro
Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown
Get’em all you know you can take’m
Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
Down down not like a crane up
Down down like a touchdown

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

Don’t listen to things they say
Karate chop all the way
There’s no plank that you can’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way
When things get hard to take
You’re a ninja in the wake
Show’em all that you won’t break
And there’s nothing that’s in your way

There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Kick kick punch punch
There’s nothing that’s in your way
Gonna get it done done done

There was a you and there was an I
At the very start
You drew pictures and gazed at stars
While I played guitar
And seasons fled
Ducked below the sea
In that year
You and me became we
Time moves on
That’s its industry
But you and I
Still stay we

There was a you and there was an I
Trading sticks and sparks
You showed me how to knead bread
And I showed you how to plait lucky charms
And seasons fled
Ducked below the sea
In that year that
You and me became we
Time moves on
That’s its industry
But you and I
Still stay we

There was a you and there was an I
Many bread rolls past
Reflected in the windscreens of
The traffic streaking past
As seasons fled
Ducked below the sea
In the years since
You and me became we
Time moves on
That’s its industry
But you and I
Still stay we
But you and I
Still stay we

Life has a manual
You can get it online now
I work from the angle
I’ve been trapped at home and now I’m going out
Cause I’ve seen nothing but these walls forever
It makes a step outside seem so much harder

And the world its getting stronger
Pulling me to home
I know I can fight it and make it on my own
I know I can fight it and make it all alone

Cause I breathe when you breathe
You’re the traffic lights I follow, you’re like a directory
Through road rage and wide streets
You’d take me home but now I’m going out
I love you, it makes it so much harder
To leave you, but crowds they travel faster

And the world its getting stronger
Pulling me to home
I know I can fight it and make it on my own
I know I can fight it and make it all alone
I know I can fight it, fight it, fight it
I know I can fight it, fight it

I love you, it makes it so much harder
To leave you, but crowds they travel faster
And the world its getting stronger
Pulling me to home
I know I can fight it and make it on my own
I know I can fight it and make it all alone
I know I can fight it, fight it, fight it
I know I can fight it, fight it, fight it
I know I can fight it, fight it, fight it
I know I can fight it, fight it

I count myself lucky to know you
It’s such an honour to hold you
I’m far gone looking at you
Cause no one takes my breath away
Quite like you, I like you, for me

You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You get a check check
A tick tick, right down my list

I’m oh so happy around you
I’m on a high so high beside you
I’m only held back by you
Cause no one makes me laugh the way
That you do, what you do for me, honey

You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You get a check check
A tick tick, right down my list list
You get a check check
A tick tick, right down my list

As you skip through my boxes
You go tick tick tick
You’re like a zig zag down my page
Like an arrow down my list
And I’m lost for excuses
Tests and tricks
As long as you’re mine
And you’ve checked that mark

You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You’re a first place winner no flaws a full score
You’re only perfect
You get a check check
A tick tick, right down my list list
You get a check check
A tick tick, right down my list

I’m stuck on your smile
That little one that you leave when you fall asleep
And I could lie on your heart
In the plains of the warmth of the sweet ticking beats

Just watching you breathe oh
Watching you breathe oh
Watching you breathe

Cause I’m along for the ride
Tiny waves as you drink up the air from the room
And I could close my eyes
And still see you there dunked in the light of the moon

Just watching you breathe oh
Watching you breathe oh
Just watching you breathe

Mum you’ve known me for oh so long
Since I stumbled on my very first words
You helped me trade diapers for shirts
And shirts for suits
You never let me down
Know I’m older but I’ll still come back
You’re my mother and I know you now
You told me so

Do you see yourself in me?
Did the seasons make a change?
Do you carry me with you in this life?
Are we blending in?
Are we fading away?
Is this us growing up?
Until the day the questions stop

Mum my hands are bigger than yours
And time moves a half tick slower
You taught me to walk in your shoes
And now they fit
You never let me down
Know I’m older but I’ll still come back
You’re my mother and I know you now
You told me so

Do you see yourself in me?
Did the seasons make a change?
Do you carry me with you in this life?
Are we blending in?
Are we fading away?
Is this us growing up?
Until the day the questions stop

Do you see yourself in me?
Did the seasons make a change?
Do you carry me with you in this life?
Are we blending in?
Are we fading away?
Is this us growing up?
Until the day the questions stop
Until the day the questions stop

Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
You always make excuses and their not even good ones
We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

I’ll stay online for ages, I’ll think what I should say
You probably barely read it but I’ll write it anyway
You log off conversations when I’m just about to send
You’re lucky I still bother I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

I’ll call the phone it disconnects, I’ll even try and send you txts
It takes a week to even get in touch enough for us to set
A place and a date but you’ll show up late in the end
And I’ll just sit and I’ll just wait cause I’m such a dam good friend
Such a dam good friend

We’ll find a place and order drinks, you always get that one that stinks
I always laugh and ask you why then you always let me have a try
You won’t get through that single glass even though we’ll spend
Half the day in the bar acting like we’re dam good friends
Dam good friends

Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
You always make excuses and their not even good ones
We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend

We should fully cut it off- never speak again
But man, I think I love you, you’re just the best dam friend

The leaves have grown like a roof above my head
And the sun pipes through all the little gaps nature has left
Breathing pollen pods like sherbet in the breeze
I hear candy wrappers when I tread on fallen leaves

Cause it’s a mud path to a place a bit cleaner
But it’s spotless spotted with the sun specks dear cause
It’s the quickest route
From me to you

So step by step on a pathway grain by grain
Crunching symphonies and painting dirt with shadow stains
I’m watching light beams beam out dust in the air
And I’m whispering to the rocks that I’m almost there

Cause it’s a mud path to a place a bit cleaner
But it’s spotless spotted with the sun specks dear cause
It’s the quickest route
From me to you

The daylight spice seems unbeatable and it’s almost that
But it ain’t quite as nice when I’m on my way back

Cause it’s a mud path to a place a bit cleaner
But it’s spotless spotted with the sun specks dear cause
It’s the quickest route
From me to you

Cause it’s a mud path to a place a bit cleaner
But it’s spotless spotted with the sun specks dear cause
It’s the quickest route
From me to you

Come sit with me
Decrypting poetry all day long
Plaiting plaits
And tying bow cause there’s nothing going on

No one comes to rescue
Trapped fair maidens oh so shy
When life moves so quickly
There’s no space to watch the sky

Cause I’m high above
In my castle in my tower
And I’m twiddling thumbs
Turning minutes into hours

And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
But if you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
If you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine

Come tell me all your stories
And I’ll tell you dozens more
Tales of happy ever after
Queens and folklore

But lords and dukes and princes like you
Must prioritise
I’ll blow bubbles out my window
And watch days of years go by

Cause I’m high above
In my castle in my tower
And I’m twiddling thumbs
Turning minutes into hours

And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
But if you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
If you’re free
Then I would love for you to share some of mine
Some of mine
Some of mine
Some of mine

Released 23 April 2013
Written and performed by Meri Amber and produced at King Sound Studios with producer Joey Lewis.

You give me a reason to dress up
You notice
You pull me out of my head
To focus

We can go anywhere
And stay until they close
You’re the loveliest guy I know

You put your pen to the page
And plan things through
You never let me wait
When I rely on you

You leave me with memories
Everywhere we go
You’re the loveliest guy I know

You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know

You’re nothing short of a jester
When you want to be
You remember things
Even I forgot about me

We could be just fine together
Watching grass grow
You’re the loveliest guy I know

You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know
You’re the loveliest guy I know

You’re a headache in pyjamas
Demanding Weetbix billable hours
I’ve got you booked in 5 to 9
You’re my overtime
You’re my overtime

Snugged up in covers
Telling tall tales about others
Squeezing out the daily grind
You’re my overtime
You’re my overtime

You can be the hardest project that I have
You can be a pool of problems I can’t grab
You got me broken up, re-reading lines again
And there’s no better pay than to fix it in the end

You melt me down like honey
You turn a deal when you wrap around me
You here is the bottom line
You’re my overtime
You’re my overtime

I took all of the classes
The smart dude with the glasses
Took when I chose what to take
Didn’t read the guidelines
Got stuck on the sidelines
And I’m struggling with the subject’s name

But I’m here in the barn now
Helping feed the cash cow
I’m in the headcount
Taking student discounts
Found my own couch in the postgrad lounge
I’m an overseas student if you want me out
A perfect P, just off a HD
Picking up the misprints in the policy
Cause I’ll take what I get when I’m broke
And I’m always broke so watch me go

Heya in the courtyard start a campfire today
Burn up all the class stuff steal the speaker’s buffet
All that we learnt and all that we know
Has helped us start a campfire watch it glow

Cause I can highlight with so many colours
Regurgitate the words of so many others
I’ll answer things I don’t know
Stand by my case take’em on like Rambo
Blame it on the text, blame it on Freud
If I’m being honest than I’ll blame it on the boys
My mind’s blown out- can I swap with yours?
I’ll add in as a bonus my midsem scores, no?

Heya in the courtyard start a campfire today
Burn up all the class stuff steal the speaker’s buffet
All that we learnt and all that we know
Has helped us start a campfire watch it glow
All that we learnt and all that we know
Has helped us start a campfire watch it glow

This aint good for my health, I can’t ask people for help
I have to post my problems on the web page
Well I’ll post this, add it to the list, wait to be publicly dissed by my tutor
As they’re slaving off for their wage, well yay

Cause I’m here in the barn now
Helping feed the cash cow
And I won’t get out
You can hear me shout
I’m here to eat, here to meet
Here to find my records and hit delete
In the meanwhile I’ll have some fun
Try to prove to my mum that I’m not so dumb

Heya in the courtyard start a campfire today
Burn up all the class stuff steal the speaker’s buffet
All that we learnt and all that we know
Has helped us start a campfire watch it glow
All that we learnt and all that we know
Has helped us start a campfire watch it glow

Released 25 February 2013
Meri Amber- composer, vocals, guitar and bass. Luke Liang- guitar and vocals. Nicholas Mark- trumpet, didgeridoo and vocals. Pierce Hartigan- trombone. James MAckay- saxophone and vocals. Joey Lewis (King Sound Studios)- production. Tina Sun- photography.

KPMG Audit Team
Oh won’t you please,
Please employ me
KPMG, you’re my dream
Oh won’t you please,
Please give me a call

I follow your KPMG twitter feed
I’ve got your logo as the background on my screen
It’s like you know me cause your marketing
It speaks right to me- your blue colour scheme

I love the way you tilt your logo
I can’t get past the rectangles
I sit by your building when I’m free
I study hard, I do the worksheets
You’ve got my heart in your equity
Please take my CV

KPMG Audit Team
Oh won’t you please
Please employ me
KPMG, you’re my dream
Oh won’t you please
Please give me a call
Give me a ca-oo-all

I’m low profit without you
I’m insolvent, immaterial
I’m so mad about you
Don’t be so accrual

You’re a smooth calculator
A smooth calculator you are

Your debits match your credits
Match your other statements
Match your bank reconciliation
Match the glint in the side of your eye
As you know
That we know
You got it right, oh
Smooth calculator
A smooth calculator you are
You’re a smooth calculator
A smooth calculator you are

It’s time to stand against mark to market accounting
It’s misleading, everybody thinking we write what’s happening

People of the world trust us
They put their receipts and faith to us
People of the world confide in us
We know all their secrets, record keeping secrets
Keeping things confiden-ti-al
Ain’t the same as disclosing what’s material
Everyone likes to make up sh$t (how rude)
But we can only do it if they can prove it

“Unfair! Unfair!”
CEO’s cry “Unfair! Unfair!”
But it’s not their right to say
“Won’t you? Won’t you?”
CEO’s try “Won’t you? Won’t you?”
“We’ll give you more pay”
Don’t do it

It’s time to stand against mark to market accounting
It’s misleading, everybody thinking we write what’s happening

Yeah, I know it’s hard
To report things the way they are
But that’s what we’re hired for
Here we go-
Time to stand up x16

Forensic is intense x6

They deal with crime and money money
They deal with guns hypothetically
They speak in hushed low tones when they speak
They hold the trigger of corporate artillery

They know the cyber gangs, top secret secrets
Metaphorically blood is spilt on balance sheets they read
They walk through dark streets, falsified inventories
Men in trench coats, smoking pipes in alleys

The evidence is written on the statements- crime!
Annual reports and releases lie
They’re the ones who take the bullet
For you and I

They see families of victims cry
Once they’ve explained what the numbers imply
Not everyone gets through it
And still manages to keep the profit

Forensic is intense x6

It’s end of financial year
Time for a siesta
It’s end of financial year
Let’s have a fiesta
We’re the engines broom
Make the big world run
The reports are filed
And it’s all been done
It’s end of financial year
Let’s have a fiesta

Hoo-le-hoo-le-hoo x2
the tax is in
Hoo-le-hoo-le-hoo x2
the tax is in

Checked the law from the outside
Checked receipts on the inside
The bank didn’t match with the figures on my sheet
And it made me cry
Brought myself a new file
Slicked my hair tax accountant style
Drew up a new spread sheet, got it all fine
I made up some numbers but I
I made the bottom line hoo-lay-oh
Dancing in the office aisle hoo-lay-oh
The partner gave me a smile
I made it on time

It’s end of financial year
Time for a siesta
It’s end of financial year
Let’s have a fiesta
We’re the engines broom
Make the big world run
The reports are filed
And it’s all been done
It’s end of financial year
Let’s have a fiesta

Hoo-le-hoo-le-hoo x2
The tax is in
Hoo-le-hoo-le-hoo x2
The tax is in

I made the bottom line hoo-lay-oh
Dancing in the office aisle hoo-lay-oh
A partner gives me a smile
I made it in time
I made the bottom line hoo-lay-oh
Dancing in the office aisle hoo-lay-oh
A partner gives me a smile
I made it in time

No it can’t be!
Oh but it is
He came out of the building?
I never thought I’d see this day

Times are heavy you’ve got to be nimble
IB dead people
Lights in the city at 3 in the morning
IB heed the warning
Hoo ha IB Dead People
Hoo ha HA!
Hoo ha IB Dead People
Hoo ha HA!

Watch out zombies- they’re after brains
Inside knowledge your loss and gain
Charting routes to stomp through
Watch out money, they’re after you
Biting down tasting blood
IPO floating in an endless corporate flood
Trading cards with action figures
Percentage figures salary slaves come hither
(It’s cash you know you want it x2)

Times are heavy you’ve got to be nimble
IB dead people
Lights in the city at 3 in the morning
IB head the warning
Hoo ha IB Dead People
Hoo ha HA!
Hoo ha IB Dead People
Hoo ha HA!

Ahhhh!
Profit?

Labour restructuring

Redundant redundant redundant ergh
Redundant redundant redundant ergh

I worked hard over years
But they filled my spot with a HD grad who volunteers
I know tonnes of shit
I’ve done lots of it
But its the end of the road for me
I can’t charge my six figure client fee

I’m redundant
Maybe I should set up a managed fund for my fish and my mum?
I’m redundant
I could get into private equity- why won’t my drug dealer answer me?
Redundant
It was fun those few times I had fun
Redundant redundant
I’m an ex-bank think-tank, shiny watch, big wank
I should’ve known the day would come

Redundant redundant redundant ergh
Redundant redundant redundant ergh
Redundant redundant redundant ergh
Redundant redundant redundant ergh