Origin Story

• Pizza And Ice Cream
  Lyrics
  Pizza And Ice Cream

  I got a hard life, my stock keeps trending down right?
  The news is dark like the bags under my eyes
  I’m not Huntress, can’t twiddle on keys and make millions
  Don’t do the new crime and I’m struggling with the toll road ride

  I could get blue, so sad
  But I found a love worth fighting for

  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just
  Fine fine fine fine fine
  I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine

  Even in the gutter I flaunt that hobo chic swagger
  Nicole Arbour can’t shame my greasy, fat smile
  I may be downstream but I’m Paddle Pop paddling upstream
  And I’m high on the margarita slice

  I could give up and fall
  But I found a love worth fighting for

  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just
  Fine fine fine fine fine
  I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine

  I’ll fix my lack of sleep with pepperoni
  Fix my lack of cash with mascarpone
  Who needs friends when there’s anchovies?
  My bikini body is made of candy

  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just fine
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and I got ice cream I’ll be just
  Fine

  (Instrumental)

  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I’ll be just fine
  As long as I got pizza and ice cream I still see the light
  As long as I got pizza and I got ice cream I’ll be just
  Fine fine fine fine fine
  I’ll be just fine fine fine fine fine
  I’ll be just fine

• Beat The Game
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  Beat The Game

  Life said “do the housework”
  I said “I’m saving the world”
  Life said “wash your old socks”
  I said “I’m busy on the X-Box”
  Life said “Write your notes up”
  I said “time for Candy Crush”
  Life said “the test is next week”
  I said “I’ll hack into your grades sheet”

  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

  Life said “you’re wasting hours on nothing”
  I said “hand-eye coordination”
  Life said “you have to get a real job”
  I said “I couldn’t hear you over Sega”
  Life said “get off that web page”
  I said “I’ll verse you in a two play”
  Life said “you’ll have to take a pay cut”
  I said “Soz, I’ve used all of your download up”

  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

  Cause I’m Mario, Lara Croft and I’m building my Sims a loft
  And I’m in a war with aliens and wizards and dragons and there’s
  Super powers, turbo jets, Plants and Zombies, Grand Theft
  I’m filling up these stadiums and
  Bowser is punching way above his weight with peach

  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  No way (no way)
  Go away (go away)
  I’m not gonna stop
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game
  I’m not gonna stop ‘til I beat the game

• Supernova
  Lyrics
  Supernova

  Some party
  On an orange-ish shag
  It’s eight PM and the TV’s already on
  Games on my phone
  Scoffing discount chips
  I’m bored and I want to go home
  Then there’s a click at the door
  And I turn my head cause it’s yoga
  And I hear ya
  And it’s over
  You knock me for ten

  Oh it’s apparently a chemistry thing
  Oh how you make my guts boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  You make my guts boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  You make my guts boom boom bang

  You hit like a supernova
  Just one flick had me falling over
  And your eyes got me seeing stars
  Shot me up floating out round Mars
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova

  Now I’m just like a kid eat of your hands just like a Tamagotchi
  Feed me feed me please please please please
  Like Pokémon you catch’em all
  It’s a concussion now I’m floating round in space
  On a Starfleet spaceship beaming out to
  Meet your foreign race and eh

  Oh it’s apparently a chemistry thing
  Oh how you make my guts boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  You make my guts boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  Boom boom bang
  You make my guts boom boom bang

  You hit like a supernova
  Just one flick had me falling over
  And your eyes got me seeing stars
  Shot me up floating out round Mars
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova
  Yeah you hit like a super
  Like a super
  Like a supernova

  You hit like a supernova
  Just one flick had me falling over
  And your eyes got me seeing stars
  Shot me up floating out round Mars
  Yeah you hit like a supernova
  Chucking craters spitting smoke
  And tore my universe apart
  Cut dark matter through my heart
  Dark matter through my heart
  You cut dark matter through my heart

• Cookie Monster
  Lyrics
  Cookie Monster

  Your sitting beside me in my kitchen you
  You got your laptop out, I got my laptop out
  We’re both getting distracted your
  Your reading Mashable, I’m tumbling teenage posts

  And we’re both adults now
  We got some money coming
  In and going out
  Well kinda, you do at least
  But I’ll still live at home
  When I hit fifty years of age
  Going at this rate

  So people ask me
  To switch the off button
  Put back my guitar
  Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
  I tell’em late at night
  I hit the cookie jar
  Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

  You take your headphones off and I think
  I better do that too and turn to chat to you
  You’ve got some chocolate stuck on your teeth
  I dive to grab the pack, you hold and kiss me back

  And we’re both adults now
  We like to hold each other close
  When we’re home without the folks
  Cause that can get awkward right? But
  But we can’t procreate
  When mum wants me to clean the plates
  And dad just got home late

  And so they ask me
  To switch the off button
  Put back my guitar
  Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
  I tell’em late at night
  I hit the cookie jar
  Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

  And sorry if that’s not the answer you were after
  But I’m big and I’m furry and I get hungry at strange hours
  Strange hours
  And sorry mum if I’m not the best daughter
  But it’s something that I’m trying to figure out
  Still trying to figure out

  When people ask me
  To switch the off button
  Put back my guitar
  Tell’em who I think I am and what I’m after
  I tell’em late at night
  I hit the cookie jar
  Cause I’m a twenty-something Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I’m a Cookie Monster

• Occupied
  Lyrics
  Occupied

  Watching dancing llama things on the internet
  Searching for Clooney pics on the Instagram
  Raiding the fridge straight after scoffing down food
  I may not seem occupied, but I’m far too occupied to see you

  Learning how to speak Pikachu in a day
  Filling out the things I like on my Facebook page
  Tooting out ABBA tunes through a kazoo
  Though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied to see you

  Cause I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
  Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
  There was a time where I would stop what I would do
  But not I’m just too occupied, far too occupied
  To see you

  It’s a pity Doctor Who needs to be re-watched
  And my novelty pens need to be re-stocked
  And I’ve decided I’m going to learn Kung Fu
  Though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied

  And what a shame I’ve gained an interest in how to tie knots
  And I’m starting a blog of drugged up Bieber shots
  Then taking a virtual trip to Peru
  Cause though I may not seem occupied, I’m far too occupied to see you

  Cause I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
  Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
  There was a time where I would stop what I would do
  But not I’m just too occupied
  And I would rather watch a rock in the hope that it will grow
  Into a beautiful butterfly farting out rainbows
  There was a time where I would stop what I would do
  But not I’m far too occupied, far far too occupied
  Always too occupied
  For you

• I XOX U (Emoji Song)
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  I XOX U (Emoji Song)

  SO, bored face, pile of books, &, blue work binder
  MY, battery, dead face, alarm bell reminder
  Pile of turd, clipboard, file, 4, cash
  Gun, 2, head, red tie, &, ugly work bag

  More computer, more fax, more phone
  I, angry devil face, office, bomb, but
  Dollar, hamburger, house, &, car
  I, thinking face, question mark, world, U, R

  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
  Not, book, asleep, without, U
  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
  Cry, broken heart, without, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U

  Coffee, &, more, coffee, toilet, target, too, high
  Playing games, ON, PC, countdown timer, ON, fire
  White ghost, zombie man, dreaming, hearts as eyes
  Train, walk, car, roadwork, &, traffic lights

  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
  Not, book, asleep, without, U
  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
  Cry, broken heart, without, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U

  Sad face, tear drop
  Sad face, tear drop
  Sad face, tear drop
  Sad face, tear drop
  Sad face, tear drop
  Sad face, tear drop

  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, wish, I, wink, heart, ride, U
  Not, book, asleep, without, U
  I, XOX, I love you
  I, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, U
  I, clock, 4, ice-cream, kiss, U
  Cry, broken heart, without, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U
  I, XOX, U

• Macro
  Lyrics
  Macro

  I’ll zoom in close and it’s still all perfect
  Every single cell of your arms up to your neck
  Makes me red just thinking about
  How you’d kiss me on mine
  I’m a pretty bad shot but the filters fix it
  Even when it’s blurry I can still see it
  Your chin, your lips
  Almost too much at one time

  Don’t never ever think what I’m saying is just words
  They’re sounds falling uncensored from my thoughts
  And I

  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
  I like to get really close
  In case you can’t tell
  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
  I like to freeze frame when you
  Hold me tight
  Cause you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
  You’re gorgeous just as you are

  Focus in on your slightly bent smile
  Glowing pink like your cheeks like a child
  Makes me want to spin you
  Around with me
  Blur the useless world in the useless background
  You’re all that I care about now
  Standing still won’t keep me from
  Feeling dizzy cause

  Don’t never ever think what I’m saying is just words
  They’re sounds falling uncensored from my thoughts
  And I

  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
  I like to get really close
  In case you can’t tell
  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
  I like to freeze frame when you
  Hold me tight
  Cause you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
  You’re gorgeous just as you are

  Oh you don’t need to pose to look good in a shot
  You’re gorgeous just as you are
  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  Cause you’re gorgeous, you’re gorgeous still
  I like to get really close
  In case you can’t tell
  I’ll zoom in close to macro
  On your gorgeous, on your gorgeous eyes
  I like to freeze frame when you
  Hold me tight
  (Your gorgeous, your gorgeous) Hold me tight
  (Your gorgeous, your gorgeous) Hold me tight

• Comment Me
  Lyrics
  Comment Me

  It used to be lines of exclamations
  Which you’ve replaced with explanations
  Your default was a chopped off head
  But I never thought you’d really end so dead
  Just XOZ me like before
  Even though I don’t get what you use the Z for
  And tell me how emoticons are lame
  When you put one beside your name

  Cause I’m getting sick of this
  Serious business
  I’m barely sticking round here for

  Comment me
  Be my friend
  Then poke me with some
  Virtual crap again woah
  Can’t you see
  That I’m losing score
  And I’d do anything
  To be like we were before

  Send me pictures of animals in clothes
  Or vegetables stuck in a sexual pose
  And links to bands that I know that you
  Aren’t cool enough to listen to

  Not all this nothingness
  And boring excuses
  I’m barely sticking round here for

  Comment me
  Be my friend
  Then poke me with some
  Virtual crap again woah
  Can’t you see
  That I’m losing score
  And I’d do anything
  To be like we were before

  Ooo Oo

  Remember back to the Facebook chats where you’d pop up just so you’d say hi
  Not to ask for a favour or to log off when I log online?
  Remember back to the days where it was you and I
  Skating through virtual parks together? When you post it lasts forever, right?
  That’s what they say, we’re still the same in a database somewhere in cyberspace
  Can I pull you out and plug you in again to the person I remember
  The person you were then, to us together?

  Comment me
  Be my friend
  Then poke me with some
  Virtual crap again woah
  Can’t you see
  That I’m losing score
  And I’d do anything
  To be like we were before

  Comment me
  And be my friend
  Then poke me with some
  Virtual crap again woah
  Cause can’t you see
  That I’m losing score
  And I’d do anything
  To be like we were before
  Like we were before

  Like we were before
  I’d do anything
  To be like we were before
  Like we were before
  Like we were before
  I’d do anything
  To be like we were before

• Not Gonna Be Me
  Lyrics
  Not Gonna Be Me

  Lying in bed in my home socks
  It’s three AM in the morning
  Staring at a screen til my eyes are red
  Looking like I’m an inch from dead
  But I’m living

  Putting my money where my mouth is
  Grinding out the work day grind
  Working overtime
  Cause I know I need to
  Give this everything I have
  I’m bleeding through the journey to reach the end
  And though I’ll screw it up then
  I’ll suck it in and
  And fix it up again

  Cause this could be my break
  I’ll see it to the end
  I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
  I’ve slipped into the cracks
  Backed out before the win
  I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time

  Things are getting blurry and
  The clock is playing games with my mind (oh)
  I’m everything but ready and
  Anything but keen to burn the night (oo)

  Putting my money where my mouth is
  Grinding out the work day grind
  Working overtime
  Cause I know I need to
  Give this everything I have
  I’m close to lost in unconsciousness
  The caffeine’s spent and I’m swimming through cement
  But I gotta push through this

  Cause this could be my break
  I’ll see it to the end
  I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
  I’ve slipped into the cracks
  Backed out before the win
  I’m not gonna let things pass me by again
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time

  Oh Oh Oh
  Oh Oh Oh
  Oh Oh Oh
  Oh Oh Oh

  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me this time
  That’s not gonna be me

• Zombie Man
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  Zombie Man

  Hey there zombie man could you make some time for me?
  I know that you’re undead so you don’t have space to breathe
  But, between eating brains and dragging round your feet
  I’d be stoked if you could make some time to meet

  Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
  I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
  And I miss that lame board game that you always made me play with you
  And that strawberry sundae and our failed attempts on YouTube

  And it’s fine zombie man
  Take your important zombie badge
  Go do important zombie work
  Follow your zombie dreams
  I don’t want to fight a war
  If you win I’ll be happy for you
  I’d just love to be a part of your world too

  Hey there zombie man with your fort and your gargoyle dog
  The spears you put above your door make it impossible to knock
  I know that doom’s a full time thing and there’s mortals left to club
  But I’d still be keen for tea sometime if your schedule opens up

  Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
  I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
  And I miss our pointless movie nights where you’d talk right through the film
  And hiding notes in your birthday gifts, with inside jokes and old cartoons

  And it’s fine zombie man
  Take your important zombie badge
  Go do important zombie work
  Follow your zombie dreams
  I don’t want to fight a war
  If you win I’ll be happy for you
  I’d just love to be a part of your world
  I don’t want to fight a war
  If you win I’ll be happy for you
  I’d just love to be a part of your world too

• Block By Block
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  Block By Block

  While you’d be building cities
  I’d be knocking them down
  While you’d stack the little pieces up
  I’d dig the big ones out
  and I’d get so strung up in rambling
  Bout the unfair way things happen in this life
  That you’d stare me down like a fix-it man
  And plan how to piece me back right

  Then block by block
  Brick by brick
  You’d build me back up
  Bit by bit
  And pull me out of my head
  Show me how beautiful the world is
  Open up my eyes again
  Block by block
  Brick by brick
  I fall too fast into
  Getting caught up in things but you
  Pull me out of my head
  Tell me that the world is made of Lego
  And that I can build it up again

  I can build it up again

  While you’d make a Lego house
  I’d make it a Lego arcade machine
  We’d argue over the colours of the walls
  And the crooked chimney
  And I’d get so involved in proclaiming
  How that crooked chimney should be set straight
  That I’d slam my fist down hard enough
  That the house would tumble and break

  Then block by block
  Brick by brick
  You’d build me back up
  Bit by bit
  And pull me out of my head
  Show me how beautiful the world is
  Open up my eyes again
  Block by block
  Brick by brick
  I fall too fast into
  Getting caught up in things but you
  Pull me out of my head
  Tell me that the world is made of Lego
  And that I can build it up again

  I can build it up again
  I can build it up again
  I can build it up again
  I can build it up again

• The Best Bit
  Lyrics
  The Best Bit

  The cupcake boxes are lying around like lazy Lego blocks
  We’re busy wrecking the place ignoring the timer clock go off
  You’re dunked in pink frosting mix staring out like a guilty kid
  And it won’t come off no matter how hard you wipe
  And that’s the best bit

  Woah we’re not slowing down
  Woah we’ll make chefs yet
  Woah two feet off the ground
  Living in the now
  And that’s the best bit

  There’s flour everywhere like we’ve been hit by snow
  And the colourings have turned the mixing bowl into a rainbow
  I gasp as I see eggs flying and close my eyes as they hit
  The kitchen’s on fire but we’re laughing
  And that’s the best bit

  Woah we’re not slowing down
  Woah we’ll make chefs yet
  Woah two feet off the ground
  Living in the now
  And that’s the best bit
  Woah we’re not slowing down
  Woah we’ll make chefs yet
  Woah two feet off the ground
  Living in the now
  And that’s the best bit

  Woah we’re spent, flopped on the tiles like mops
  Woah we’ll probably spend an hour cleaning up
  Woah we’re groaning scooping up
  The soap and towels and brushes
  Then I see you wink and there’s water flying round
  And I hear you screaming out

  Woah we’re not slowing down (we’re not slowing down)
  Woah we’ll make chefs yet (we’ll make chefs)
  Woah two feet off the ground (two feet off the ground)
  Living in the now
  And that’s the best bit

  Woah we’re not slowing down (we’re not slowing down)
  Woah we’ll make chefs yet (we’ll make chefs)
  Woah two feet off the ground (two feet off the ground)
  Living in the now
  And that’s the best bit
  That’s the best bit

• Tamagotchi
  Lyrics
  Tamagotchi

  You used to whip me up from a stupid slump and take me dancing
  Show me secret hangouts, kiss me quick when no one’s looking
  I swore I won’t forget our flawless road trip up the coast
  And I haven’t, but it only makes it worse cause

  Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
  Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me)
  You’ve turned from my man
  To my Tamagotchi
  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me) good
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

  You used to be the one who gave me strength to ride the coaster
  And now you’re chucking up just thinking of a slight adventure
  You must be drowned in shit cause you’re always ringing in you’re sick
  For a full grown man dam baby, you need help with everything (And I mean everything)

  Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
  Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me)
  You’ve turned from my man
  To my Tamagotchi
  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me) good
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

  What you want me to clean you?
  Getting hungry want me to feed you?
  That’s not my deal
  What you feeling sleepy too?
  Want me to flick the switch for you?
  Well that’s not my deal
  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me)
  You’ve turned from my man
  To my Tamagotchi
  I don’t know what to do
  This problem’s got me (got me) good
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
  You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi x2

• Block Breaker
  Lyrics
  Block Breaker

  Oh my oh no, this you and me thing is stalling
  Oh my oh no, this L-O-V-E is failing
  Oh my on no, I think that we’re falling out of love
  Out of love, out of love
  It’s dangerous
  Oh my oh no, we built a fort together
  Oh my oh no, pinky promised it’s forever
  Oh my oh no, I think that we’re both getting bored
  Getting bored, yeah I’m bored
  This ain’t meant to happen

  Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
  Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
  We’re losing it, I feel every hit
  We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

  Oh my oh no, we’ve trashed the life plans we scripted
  Oh my oh no, our perfect little world has shifted
  Oh my oh no, I think that we’re close to breaking off
  Breaking off, breaking off
  It’s all crumbling (down)

  Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
  Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
  We’re losing it, I feel every hit
  We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker

  Our hearts could be breaking
  Is it worth saving?
  It’s not a chance I’m taking
  Cause I feel nothing

  Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
  Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
  We’re losing it, I feel every hit
  We’re falling into bits oh my oh no
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
  Smashed like block breaker, block breaker, block breaker
  Falling into bits like block breaker bricks
  Like block breaker bricks oh my oh no
  We’re losing it, I feel every hit
  We’re falling into bits oh my oh no

• Xena
  Lyrics
  Xena

  Cause I’m a warrior
  You can’t take me
  You can’t take me out
  Cause I’m a warrior
  This can’t break me
  This can’t break me down
  You may have thought the memory of your love would be stronger
  That you could stab me and leave me to bleed
  But I’m gonna take my pride and push past it to patch the puncture
  And go back to me, me

  Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
  And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
  I’m Xena, I’m Xena

  Cause I’m a warrior
  I don’t need you
  I don’t need you now
  Cause I’m a warrior
  Cause I’m a warrior
  I can push the churning feelings that you left me with out

  Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
  And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
  I’m Xena, I’m Xena

  Love can drag me down, but it’s all done now
  I’m an Amazon warrior beneath my chest
  This ain’t so bad I can take it
  This ain’t so bad I can take it
  Medieval worlds, lands of beasts and gods
  But you’re just a boy and I am strong
  I got a Chakram and this ain’t so bad, I can take it

  Cause I’m, I’m the sort that gets back up
  And I’ve, I’ve turned from road kill to Xena
  I’m Xena, I’m Xena

• She's Blue ('I'm Blue' Parody)
  LyricsBuy on YouTube
  She's Blue ('I'm Blue' Parody)

  Yo listen up, here’s a story
  About a police box that lives in a blue world
  And all time and all space
  And everywhere she waits
  Is just blue, like her
  Inside and outside
  Blue her panels
  Blue bars on her windows
  And blue framed doors
  Cause everything is blue that’s hers
  And herself
  When she’s left waiting around
  Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  Blue like The Siren or Sontaran armour

  Blue like a slim Dorian Maldovar
  Blue, how she feels being taken by Torchwood
  Or in the pit of an impossible planet
  Watching out like the blue eye of a Dalek
  Forgotten and left all alone just waiting
  Blue from locking up the light and life inside
  Blue like the feeling of being left behind

  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

  Inside and outside
  Blue her panels
  Blue bars on her windows
  And blue framed doors
  Cause everything is blue that’s hers
  And herself
  When she’s left waiting around
  Cause she ain’t got nobody to listen

  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  She’s blue dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
  dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

• Exterminate
  Lyrics
  Exterminate

  We’re the trash cans with the nobbly bits,
  Blue eye telescopes staring right at you,
  Funny voices, hands that are plungers and whisks
  Not so funny when we go and zap you
  Silly human beings, thinking they could make us
  Iron soldiers right? Yeah, you see why they’re so worthless
  I think that the Earth has had enough of their existence
  Which is why we’ll gladly go and get rid of them

  Exterminate the human race
  It’s time we rise in their place
  Exterminate the human race
  Bow down to the emperor
  This world is a Dalek’s world
  Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
  This world is a Dalek’s world
  Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
  This world is a Dalek’s world

  There’s the Doctor right, he gets mixed up in things
  Just cause of this time war we have, which by the way we’re gonna win
  He may have foiled us once, he may have foiled us twice
  But he’s just delaying our glorious, inevitable rise
  Our plans are simply getting more ingenious
  Soon enough he’ll be wiped right off the planet
  Without the Doctor, the humans are hopeless
  Not much of a threat, more just an annoyance

  Exterminate the human race
  It’s time we rise in their place
  Exterminate the human race
  Bow down to the emperor
  This world is a Dalek’s world
  Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
  This world is a Dalek’s world
  Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
  This world is a Dalek’s world

  Dalek Sec had some ideas
  Human-Dalek hybrid traitors
  He thought that we should change the race
  But he was wrong
  We were born to hate

  Exterminate the human race
  It’s time we rise in their place
  Exterminate the human race
  Bow down to the emperor
  This world is a Dalek’s world

• Baby, Get Me A TARDIS
  Lyrics
  Baby, Get Me A TARDIS

  Valentine’s Day you got me flowers
  Pretty pink roses and sweet love letters
  Easter Day you got me chocolates
  Yeah they were the good ones in the shiny wrappers
  But on my Birthday, I said “Babe
  I can see those cute little boxes that you brought me
  They’re probably something nice like jewellery
  But that just don’t cut it for me”

  If you really want my love
  Wanna show me what I mean to you
  Then you gotta lift your game up
  Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

  Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
  Be the hero who saves the day
  So if you wanna do this yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
  And feeling that special way
  So if my heart’s your target yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
  If you wanna do this
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  If my heart’s your target
  You know what I want

  You’re not time lord material clearly
  Your screwdriver’s not even sonic, not even nearly
  But I can wait it out or teleport a century
  If I’ve got a blue police box to take me
  I know you’re spun out, it’s a lot to take in too
  But I believe in the future and past of us, I believe in you
  So take the next step, treat it like a recipe
  If you want a literal forever with me

  If you really want my love
  Wanna show me what I mean to you
  Then you gotta lift your game up
  Take it to the next rank, baby you can do this

  Oh, I wanna travel through time and space
  Be the hero who saves the day
  So if you wanna do this yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
  And feeling that special way
  So if my heart’s your target yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
  If you wanna do this
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  If my heart’s your target
  You know what I want

  Cause I don’t think a hundred years is long enough for you and me, no
  Cause I need you to be with me through war and peace,
  Kings and presidents, space invasions, robots, Daleks and anything at all

  I wanna travel through time and space
  Be the hero who saves the day
  So if you wanna do this yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  Oh, I like gifts and cellophane
  And feeling that special way
  So if my heart’s your target yo
  Baby, get me a TARDIS, Oh
  If you wanna do this
  Baby, get me a TARDIS
  If my heart’s your target
  You know what I want

  Oh- If you wanna do this
  Yo- Baby, get me a TARDIS
  Oh- If my heart’s your target
  Baby, get me a TARDIS

• My Superman (Radio Edit)
  Lyrics
  My Superman (Radio Edit)

  You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
  Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
  You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
  Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
  Zam Kazam you’re my Superman
  Zam Kazam you’re my Superman

  When my world was full of grey
  And there was trouble on the way
  And everyone I spoke to was
  Telling me to pay up
  I got feeling low
  Looking out my window
  Shifting through my wardrobe
  Til you were there like

  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Right into my hands like
  You’re on command
  My Superman
  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Save me cause you can
  My Superman
  You’re my Superman

  Woah woah
  You’re my Superman
  Woah woah

  When all the monsters came
  And made me sign up my name
  And told me that I had to kiss ass
  And suck up
  I got feeling sad
  Staring at a notepad
  Slowly going mad
  Til you were there like

  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Right into my hands like
  You’re on command
  My Superman
  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Save me cause you can
  My Superman
  You’re my Superman

  When I was down in the gutter crying
  “Who’s gonna help me?”
  “Save me! Save me! Who’s gonna save me?”
  Woosh you flied
  What a pretty cape you saved my life
  And oh
  Now I’m never gonna slip gonna let you go
  Cause you fly over like woah

  You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
  You fly over like woah, you fly over like woah
  Like woah

  When I was with my folks
  Going through all their jokes
  And every part of me was saying
  I’m gonna chuck up
  I got feeling down
  Poured up another round
  And then without a sound
  You were there like

  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Right into my hands like
  You’re on command
  My Superman
  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Save me cause you can
  My Superman
  You’re my Superman

  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Right into my hands like
  You’re on command
  My Superman
  Bam pow boom chang kazam wow
  Save me cause you can
  My Superman
  You’re my Superman

  Woah woah
  You’re my Superman
  Woah woah
  You’re my Superman
  Woah woah
  You’re my Superman
  Woah woah
  You’re my Superman

• Friday Viral (Radio Edit)
  Lyrics
  Friday Viral (Radio Edit)

  I don’t care if I’ve got to steal a neighbour’s cat
  If I’ve got to wear meet or a telephone hat
  I don’t care if I’ve got to find a Honey Badger
  Or cry over Britney shaving her hair off
  It’s A-OK to make a Harry Potter play
  Channel suicide like Lana Del Rey
  I’ll be flying down like Superman
  Evolutionising dance
  Elevator pranks
  She bang she bang

  Friday viral
  Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
  Friday viral
  Making up some random dance move
  Flash mob with my random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral
  Flash mob with random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral

  Winning winning like a Nyan cat
  Charlie ain’t coollike he bit my finger
  Mystery guitar woman, baby baby
  Throw my own green tea party- maybe?
  Will I be a Mac or a PC?
  Storm a Taylor Swift acceptance speech
  Like trouble, goat, trouble, goat
  Like a boss, like Jizz, I’m on a boat

  Friday viral
  Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
  Friday viral
  Making up some random dance move
  Flash mob with my random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral
  Flash mob with random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral

  It’s not as easy as it seems
  Dubbing over Hitler scenes
  Competing with re-run TV
  Drumming apes or Rick Astley
  It may not OK Go my way
  Picking which Backstreet Boy is gay
  Some folks won’t dig my Super-bass
  Shoes
  Eh-eh
  Tom Cruise

  Going Friday viral
  Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
  Friday viral
  Making up some random dance move
  Flash mob with my random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral
  Flash mob with random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral

  A night in Paris with the free hugs guy
  Ripping it up angry German style
  Like Susan Boyle with her Numa Numa on
  Coning Kony in a lip synch song
  Like planking on Venice Beach under Chocolate Rain
  With the Star Wars kid never gonna give it up
  Never gonna, never gonna give it up no
  Not til I go

  Friday viral
  Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
  Friday viral
  Making up some random dance move
  Flash mob with my random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral
  Flash mob with random dance move
  This is gonna go Friday viral

  Friday Viral
  Friday Viral
  Friday Viral
  Friday Viral
  Friday Viral
  Oh

• Nothing's In Your Way (Radio Edit)
  Lyrics
  Nothing's In Your Way (Radio Edit)

  It’s as easy when you’re freaked out to freak out
  As it is to play when you’re gonna win
  And you know it
  Cause it’s rigged and you’ve got it
  Handshakes, contracts, all in the pocket
  The real world ain’t mapped out
  There ain’t no deal that’ll make it do
  Exactly what you want it to
  So it looks like it’s up to you

  To break it down
  Into baby steps
  Kill’em all one by one
  Sort it out
  Untangle
  All the problems that may come

  Bro
  Don’t listen to things they say
  Karate chop all the way
  There’s no plank that you can’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way
  When things get hard to take
  You’re a ninja in the wake
  Show’em all that you won’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way

  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done done

  So all the time lists and to dos
  Haven’t quite been seen to the end
  It’s probably time to do them
  Cause no one’s waging bets on your resolutions
  See that thing you want
  It ain’t gonna sit and wait all day
  Cause neat things like that tend to stray
  And you don’t want it to get away

  So break it down
  Into baby steps
  Kill’em all one by one
  Sort it out
  Untangle
  All the problems that may come

  Bro
  Don’t listen to things they say
  Karate chop all the way
  There’s no plank that you can’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way
  When things get hard to take
  You’re a ninja in the wake
  Show’em all that you won’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way

  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done done

  Get’em all you know you can take’m
  Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
  Down down not like a crane up
  Down down like a touchdown

  Get’em all you know you can take’m
  Catch’em like flies in your chopsticks bring’em
  Down down not like a crane up
  Down down like a touchdown

  Don’t listen to things they say
  Karate chop all the way
  There’s no plank that you can’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way
  When things get hard to take
  You’re a ninja in the wake
  Show’em all that you won’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way

  Don’t listen to things they say
  Karate chop all the way
  There’s no plank that you can’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way
  When things get hard to take
  You’re a ninja in the wake
  Show’em all that you won’t break
  And there’s nothing that’s in your way

  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Kick kick punch punch
  There’s nothing that’s in your way
  Gonna get it done done done

• Dam Good Friend
  Lyrics
  Dam Good Friend

  Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
  You always make excuses and their not even good ones
  We should fully cut it off- never speak again
  But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend
  Such a dam good friend

  I’ll stay online for ages, I’ll think what I should say
  You probably barely read it but I’ll write it anyway
  You log off conversations when I’m just about to send
  You’re lucky I still bother I’m such a dam good friend
  Such a dam good friend

  I’ll call the phone it disconnects, I’ll even try and send you txts
  It takes a week to even get in touch enough for us to set
  A place and a date but you’ll show up late in the end
  And I’ll just sit and I’ll just wait cause I’m such a dam good friend
  Such a dam good friend

  We’ll find a place and order drinks, you always get that one that stinks
  I always laugh and ask you why then you always let me have a try
  You won’t get through that single glass even though we’ll spend
  Half the day in the bar acting like we’re dam good friends
  Dam good friends

  Cause you’re totally frustrating, you never get things done
  You always make excuses and their not even good ones
  We should fully cut it off- never speak again
  But I’m totally devoted, I’m such a dam good friend

  We should fully cut it off- never speak again
  But man, I think I love you, you’re just the best dam friend

• Share My Time
  Lyrics
  Share My Time

  Come sit with me
  Decrypting poetry all day long
  Plaiting plaits
  And tying bow cause there’s nothing going on

  No one comes to rescue
  Trapped fair maidens oh so shy
  When life moves so quickly
  There’s no space to watch the sky

  Cause I’m high above
  In my castle in my tower
  And I’m twiddling thumbs
  Turning minutes into hours

  And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
  But if you’re free
  Then I would love for you to share some of mine
  If you’re free
  Then I would love for you to share some of mine

  Come tell me all your stories
  And I’ll tell you dozens more
  Tales of happy ever after
  Queens and folklore

  But lords and dukes and princes like you
  Must prioritise
  I’ll blow bubbles out my window
  And watch days of years go by

  Cause I’m high above
  In my castle in my tower
  And I’m twiddling thumbs
  Turning minutes into hours

  And I don’t know if you’ll ever have the time
  But if you’re free
  Then I would love for you to share some of mine
  If you’re free
  Then I would love for you to share some of mine
  Some of mine
  Some of mine
  Some of mine

• Apple Tree
  Lyrics
  Apple Tree

  I don’t mean to be forceful but I bough a leash,
  It’s got a really nice tag with your name,
  I installed a camera, you know, just to check,
  That things between us are still the same

  Don’t sit under the apple tree
  With anyone else but me,
  Cause in order to keep things fine
  You’ll have to understand you’re mine
  Every way but legally
  You’re mine
  It’s an ownership made mutually

  I don’t mean to threaten, these things you’d never do,
  But in case you did, I’ve got a bigger budget than you,
  I just want to get my point across, want to make it clear,
  That apart from my mafia friends, you’ve got nothing to fear

  So, don’t sit under the apple tree
  With anyone else but me,
  Cause in order to keep things fine
  You’ll have to understand you’re mine
  Every way but legally
  You’re mine
  It’s an ownership made mutually

  It’s time we share a diary, you can ask to enter a date,
  You can do almost anything at almost any rate

  But, don’t sit under the apple tree
  With anyone else but me,
  Cause in order to keep things fine
  You’ll have to understand you’re mine
  Every way but legally
  You’re mine
  It’s an ownership made mutually

  You’re mine
  Remember, my dad owns Telstra,
  You’re mine,
  Limbs like branches are so easy to snap,
  Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
  Unless you want a disability benefit,
  Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
  With anyone else but me